drumwolf
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:01 PM
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Is there a Fourth of July in Russia? |
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Yes. Russia has the same calendar as we do, so July 4 exists as a day in Russia. It's just that they don't celebrate it as a holiday like we do.
Is it legal for a man in Alabama to marry his widow's sister?
Don't know if it's legal, but it's not possible -- if he has a widow, he's dead.
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davidinalameda
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:04 PM
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1. it's too early in the day to be so damn clever |
drumwolf
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:07 PM
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It's 10 am right now (I live in the Bay Area too). Everyone with real jobs are already in their offices now, drinking coffee and stressing out over getting that damn report done.
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:10 PM
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Can a man living in North Carolina be buried in South Carolina? |
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It'd be awful cruel to bury him if he's still living.
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fit4life
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:10 PM
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3. Well now hold on a minute! |
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If them evil liberals and gay folk have their way and make gay marriage legal, The widow's sister WILL be able to marry a dead man! Don't you know gay marriage causes marriages to animals, plants, and dead people? ;)
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:12 PM
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if you marry a woman, divorce her and marry her sister. Then you die you will have married your widow's sister
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Modem Butterfly
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:13 PM
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5. If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a pointed roof... |
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...one side sloping left and one side sloping right, which side will the egg roll down?
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absolutezero
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:18 PM
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6. roosters don't lay eggs |
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:49 PM
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7. Why is it that we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway? Why? |
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Tue Feb-08-05 01:51 PM
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8. How many of each animal did Moses take into the ark? |
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