Joke thread.

[kiki]

So there's this beekeeping competition. (I'm sure it happens sometimes.) And the three finalists are being interviewed for TV.

So the interviewer goes up to the first guy and says, "Tell us about your beehive." And the guy says, "Well, my beehive is four feet by six feet, and it's got 25,000 bees."

"Very impressive," says the interviewer.

And she goes up to the second guy and says, "Tell us about your beehive." And he says "Well Stacey" (for 'twas her name), "my beehive is six feet by eight feet, and it's got 45,000 bees."

"Wow!" (or whatever) she says.

On to the third guy. Again, she says "Tell us about your beehive." And he says, "Well, my beehive is one foot by two foot, and it's got three and a half million bees."

"Isn't that a bit crowded?", she says.

"Yeah," he says. "Fuck 'em."

[expatriot]

1. Okay, I'll bite.... I don't get it. n/t

[LynzM]

2. I think that's the point

That it's absurd and you just go :wtf:

[Kire]

4. Go Directly To Comedy Jail!

I dunno exactly why, but I didn't laugh at your joke at all, so it must have broken some kind of law.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2666519&mesg_id=2666519

[OffWithTheirHeads]

3. Redneck comes home

Girl friend greets him wearing crotchless panties.
she says " hi honey, ya'll want some of this?
he says " Hell no! look what it did to your panties!"

[buff2]

8. Now THAT'S funny......LOL

At least it made sense! :hi:

[kiki]

5. There's nothing to get.

It's just funny. It's my favourite joke.

Or maybe it's just me.

Anyway, joke me, you bastards.


tmfun: funny, if filthy. 7/10.

[buff2]

7. I have a sense of humor....

But that joke didn't make any sense.I'd hate to see your least "favorite" joke.

[Briarius]

6. god damn bees!

serves em right!