Romulans,I have a complaint.

[Swede]

You come around with your fancy schmancy starships and your pointy ears trying to lure us into,well I don't know.

[CottonBear]

1. We have cloaking technology

and you don't. Ha! Plus, we're much nicer than Klingons.

[Elidor]

5. I downloaded your cloaking technology off the internets

Your password protection was lame.

Romulans are all libertarians.

[edbermac]

2. Romulans? It's the Betazeds I'm worried about...

Take me to your leader...or better still, take me to your sleeping chamber...I'll do ANYTHING you want!
:evilgrin:

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. I'd take a Vulcan every 7th year

That is if I survive that encounter

:evilgrin:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

3. You still have a pre-Wolf359 mentality on how to see the universe

It's the Borg you should be concerned about.