Checking My Email this morning

[BOSSHOG]

- I've won a 2 million dollar offshore lottery

- I've been approved for a 400 thousand dollar home equity loan

- I can get free drugs with just the click of a mouse

- I can purchase a rolex watch real cheap and

- I can buy drugs that will make my Penis grow to phenomenal lengths and stand up and salute.

Its gonna be a great day.

[WoodrowFan]

1. what? No lonely housewives?? (NT)

[BOSSHOG]

3. Oh yeah, I forget, and they're only 20 miles away

[WoodrowFan]

6. on the farm with the teenage girls and their horses.

ew

[GOPBasher]

2. LOL

Totally go after that lottery thing! Make sure you give them all your personal info -- full name, SS number, birthday, credit card #s, etc. -- so they can make sure they give the money to the right person!

Good for you!!!

<sarcasm off>

[BOSSHOG]

4. I should probably send all my wife's personal data as well

in case something happens to me.

[steve2470]

5. lol that's friggin hilarious, esp. the penis one nt

[montana_hazeleyes]

7. I know what you mean,

but mine's kinda different.
I get ads for pills I don't need and to enlarge a penis I don't have.

[trof]

8. Ha! I got $402,000 loan.

Why do they pick that number?

[RebelOne]

9. I think I probably have won billions in lotteries

over the past year.