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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 07:11 PM
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If George W. Bush were a ploughshare tortoise ...


http://www.honoluluzoo.org/angonoka.htm


I'm sure he'd figure out how to flip HIMSELF over.

(The males of this species have duels during the breeding season, where the objective is to overturn your opponent using the edge of your shell for leverage.) I was teaching a class on endangered species today, and couldn't help speculating about how different the world would be if humans resolved disputes this way, instead of with bombs!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 07:13 PM
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1. What if we resolved all disputes with pillow fights?
GIRLS AGAINST THE BOYS! WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!
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