Bouncy Ball
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:40 PM
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Well THAT was embarrassing!!! |
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Edited on Thu Mar-03-05 10:45 PM by Bouncy Ball
I just took my dog out in the backyard for a bathroom break. I'm standing there waiting, then I turn to go in when she's finished and I see that my neighbor (male) is standing there, four slats of the fence missing (he's replacing them) and he's just standing stock-still, staring.
I jumped quickly into the house. I was only wearing a t-shirt. ON EDIT: AND UNDERWEAR!!!
Wow. It's gonna be a little weird the next time I see him, isn't it?
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:41 PM
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1. Has he been soliciting to service you? |
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:42 PM
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3. No, oh my gosh, I found out who that was!!! |
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It was the AVON LADY!!! She came by when we were eating dinner and rang the doorbell and said she was really embarrassed but she forgot to leave the Avon book earlier. I said "yeah the note was a bit....mysterious."
I don't think she got it.
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:41 PM
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2. depends on the t-shirt |
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:42 PM
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4. Um, were you wearing underwear? |
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:43 PM
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5. I just caught that and edited it! |
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:44 PM
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8. Okay. That was scary. Funny, but scary. |
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:45 PM
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9. Yikes that would have just been unspeakable. |
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I wouldn't have posted about it here if no underwear were involved!
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:43 PM
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Your neighbor should be embarrassed. He was the one peeping. :) You win. See? Your yard, your privacy, he invaded it.
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:44 PM
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7. Yeah, but he WAS fixing the fence and it's a shared fence. |
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So we're pretty happy he's doing that.
Ug, who knew he'd be out there so late working on it? And our yard is usually pretty damn private.
That was awkward.
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:55 PM
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if it comes up, ask him if he enjoyed the tip you were giving him. Oh, I shouldn't have said it that way, but well, you know. Or you could just tell him you thought he'd enjoy a little scenery while working.
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:57 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:55 PM
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11. O. K., but was it THONG underwear? |
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Come on! Enquiring minds want to know! :D
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:56 PM
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12. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha NO.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:02 PM
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14. My friend took her son to school in her nightgown.......and |
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of course she has a flat tire on the way home..
They woke up late, she put his clothes on him, fed him, and raced out the door.. When she realized that SHE had not gotten dressed, she just said "Oh well, I'll be in the car..who will see me anyway"?
The guy who stopped to help her change the tire never commented on her attire, but she was mortified..
the fuzzy slippers completed the "ensemble".:)
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:07 PM
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16. I throw on a jacket and some pj pants and athletic slides |
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so I guess it wouldn't be too bad for me, but I have that fear, too, as I take my daughter to school when I'm looking RATHER unkempt!
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:07 PM
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15. I wish I were you neighbor |
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BWAHAHAHA!!
(Heavy breathing to follow)
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:07 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:17 PM
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I love to be scolded.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:10 PM
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18. On the other hand, what if he hadn't bothered to look? |
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:15 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:17 PM
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Does he know he's a perv?
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:19 PM
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22. I think he was more like.... |
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a deer in the headlights. One of those situations where you are just paralyzed and don't know what to do. At least that's how he looked.
He had a board in one hand, nails in his mouth, a hammer in the other hand, and big dinner-plate eyes. And he was totally frozen.
In his defense, I don't think he expected me to appear five feet away from him on my back porch, half-dressed.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:35 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:42 PM
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24. He might never finish that fence now that he knows how you run around |
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:45 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:55 PM
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OH MY GOD!!! Yeah, except he doesn't wear glasses.
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