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Sat Mar-05-05 10:47 AM
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Ok ladies, I'll stop giving your tits a once over if you stop giving me |
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Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 10:47 AM by DS1
a package check everytime I come around the corner.
We know you do it, too. :eyes:
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:47 AM
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1. You get something from UPS? |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:48 AM
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3. Yeah, my mail order Talon News kit |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:52 AM
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Can't wait to see you in your tighty-whities! :D
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:55 AM
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13. Would you settle for boxer-briefs? |
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Sorry, I swore off tighty-whities when I was 19 :shrug:
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:56 AM
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15. Nope... nothing less will do for Talon News... |
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well... actually less would do.
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:47 AM
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Martin said "Tits" :bounce:
...and "package"
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DS1
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:49 AM
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6. I'm so fucking sick of this shit |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:49 AM
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7. read that this morning and... |
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wondered if you were awake yet :D
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:48 AM
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4. True...socks do come in a package |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:50 AM
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8. Yes, I recognized that I opened myself up to these hurtful, sexist |
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and insensitive replies, but I feel much better after getting this off my tiny chest.
/maximum sarcasm
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:56 AM
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14. I like you. Tiny chest and all |
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I freely admit to my eyes doing the jock dive on men. I also notice a woman's breast...in some cases(for either), how the hell can you not?
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:12 AM
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18. Marsha Warfield once commented... |
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that she read a survey where they polled women about what they first noticed about men. The survey said women claimed to notice the eyes first. Her reply was "Eyes? I *have* eyes..."
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:18 AM
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21. But how can I see his eyes when I'm checking out his buns? |
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My eyes travel..up.over.under. the bridge...at some point. Maybe not right away and maybe not everytime...but I do cop a glance eventually.
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:48 AM
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5. We're men, not pieces of meat for you to drool over. |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:50 AM
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9. I'm a piece of meat ... |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:51 AM
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10. Officially, I might add |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:52 AM
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12. I've been known to be a piece of meat on occasion |
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but that doesn't mean I like woman pinching my ass left and right.
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:59 AM
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I was so hoping you wouldn't notice.
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:09 AM
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17. I don't know one woman who does a package check. |
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Sometimes I wonder where DU men are meeting these weird harpy gold digging package checkers.
Everyone appreciates good looks, and I don't think anyone is irritated if it's not obvious.
Plus, with those peepers I'm sure a girl doesn't bother to check the package. (uh, compliment given so you don't say something mean. :silly: )
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:12 AM
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19. Especially these days, with men wearing baggy pants |
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Back in disco days, it was sometimes hard NOT to notice guys in ulta-tight light-colored pants. (yeah, I know this dates me)
But these days, if you did want to check, your best bet would be anything popping out of the top of giant pants riding down around some idiot's hips.
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:16 AM
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Maybe because I go to a small college that's 70% female :-)
And no, it doesn't piss me off in the slightest, but I did think it was time to point out that it can work both ways.
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:58 AM
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22. I am mystified by this, too |
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I do eye checks (Any wicked glints there?), smile checks (sweet or not?), and even butt checks (lack of hips is attractive), but package checks? That's a male obsession.
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Sat Mar-05-05 12:00 PM
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....that round desk says otherwise!!! :evilgrin: :hi:
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:38 PM
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24. Yeah, sometimes we do that. |
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Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 04:45 PM by SarahBelle
There's a difference between a quick glance (in terms of breasts or 'packages') and out and out stares by someone. It's a little creepy when a guy you don't know stares and says, "Damn, you have a nice pair of tits." I mean, it's just too much and somewhat scary. It wouldn't bother me to know a man looks at me briefly and is thinking the same thing (nothing wrong with physical attraction), but when someone goes too far, as a women, one worries about violence possibly being perpetrated because obviously the man's boundaries are off-kilter.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 PM
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25. Too bad I'm not carrying a bulky package. |
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It's more like a post card, but hey! A little mail is better than no mail, right?
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