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Wed Mar-09-05 04:38 PM
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TIME TO PUT A CORK IN IT
A radio station in Cork, Ireland was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi - me name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan ... spelled G-O-A-N, pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan f**k yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful, until:
DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi - me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee ... spelled S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!”
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Wed Mar-09-05 04:40 PM
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1. That joke almost predates Henny Youngman. |
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Wed Mar-09-05 04:40 PM
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2. Take my Hedges, please. |
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