*ahem* "There once was a man from Nantucket"

[Donkeyboy75]

;)

[MADem]

1. Who kept all his cash in a bucket.....

:evilgrin:

[Ron Green]

3. Boy, that's the sanitized version!

[xmas74]

2. How does that end?

Really-no one has ever finished it for me!

[Donkeyboy75]

4. Ah, you'll have to see the movie.

I don't want to blow it for you.

[xmas74]

5. You suck!

Really, no one ever did finish it for me-though I am sure that you can't put it on here. I just know it's supposed to be dirty.

[MADem]

6. His daughter, named Nan,

Ran off with a man,

And as for the bucket,

Nantucket!!!!

That's the clean version, anyway. Mandatory learning back in the old days in Massachusetts public schools.....

[xmas74]

7. Thank you.

[MADem]

8. Think nothing of it!! n/t

[mcscajun]

9. If you really want the 'straight scoop' on the fellow from Nantucket

Go here: http://www.laffyerassoff.com/limericks.php

But remember:

"The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene." — Morris Bishop

[xmas74]

10. I'll have to read this-after my little monster goes to bed!