Picking sides for a soccer game---Mmm I'll taaaake him

[underpants]

An alligator rests on the banks of a lagoon behind the Hilton Head Preparatory School athletic field with a soccer ball, Monday, March 21, 2005 on Hilton Head Island, S.C. Joe Maffo, owner of Critter Management, a local company that handles nuisance alligators, said the ball wasnt harming the gator. Last year, Maffo removed five soccer balls from the mouths of alligators near Hilton Head Prep. Hell just spit it out when he gets tired of it, Maffo said. And several hours later Monday, thats what this gator did. (AP Photo/The Island Packet, Jay Karr)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Not a bad goalie...

Not so good on the high shots, but he gets anything near the gorund. Plus, the other team NEVER comes into the penalty box.

[underpants]

2. Okay Sven here's the plan: you run into the goalie box.....

Sven? Where did Sven go?

[commander bunnypants]

3. BBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP

CB

[tjwmason]

4. I'm no great fan of the sport

But I think that holding the ball in ones teeth would not be allowed.

It is afterall football, i.e. the ball makes contact with the feet.

[underpants]

5. Maybe it's never been tried

Like the bicycle kick

[GOPisEvil]

6. Ah, but you can also make contact with the head...and chest...