I'm bored. Ask me anything...as long as it's not about Terri Schiavo!

[Plaid Adder]

1 hour and 45 minutes to go...

The Plaid Adder

[JimmyJazz]

1. Why do you hate Amerika?

:silly:

[Plaid Adder]

8. Because it hates me! n/t

[PinkTiger]

2. Why not Terri Schiavo? nt

[Plaid Adder]

13. Cause there's like 5000 threads in GD devoted to her.

And I'm about done.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[hippiechick]

3. How's your sister ?

Did you get any good info from your dating dilemma thread yesterday ?


:hi:

[Plaid Adder]

14. Am mulling it over.

I've thought about whether I should give her a link to the thread or not. Basically much of it is theories I have chewed over before. Who knows? I'm not giving anyone her phone number, though.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. Where have you been lately? Haven't seen you posting much!

[Plaid Adder]

15. Working my ass off.

Sadly, my ass hasn't actually decreased in size at all, but my stress level sure has.

The Plaid Adder

[Options Remain]

5. If world peace was a cookie

What kind of cookie would it be?

[Plaid Adder]

16. Tasty! n/t

[matcom]

6. who?

[Plaid Adder]

23. You are a funny man, matcom. I will flame you last. n/t

[matcom]

24. oh PLEASE???

FLAME ME NOW!! FLAME ME NOW!!! :bounce: :D

[kick-ass-bob]

36. you're a fucking punkass.

stealing my line while I had to work.

Fuck off.

:P

[matcom]

i LIKE THAT!!!

see the REAL beauty of that was that you were working and when I stole it, *I* was WORKING TOO!! :bounce:

:7

[jswordy]

45. S-t-r-e-t-c-h the logic...sigh...LOL....matcom is sick.

I like it.

[matcom]

47. why thank you sir

its nice to be appreciated :D

[jswordy]

51. Oh yes, and I emailed with your OTHER fan all day yesterday!

;)

[matcom]

53. i have TWO?

*blush*

[jswordy]

56. What can I say? I am schizophrenic! LOL

[kick-ass-bob]

48. I designate "being at work" and "working"

as two different things.

fuckwad.

:7

[matcom]

50. well DUH!

and apparently I am better at "being at work" than YOU ARE! :P

[KamaAina]

7. How do you feel about Michael Schiavo?

you said "not about Terri" :evilgrin:

[Plaid Adder]

17. gnrgngrAAAARGH!!!

Hairsplitter!

I dunno how I feel about Michael Schiavo, except that in the press conferences, he sounds like he's making sense, and the Schindlers sound insane. But maybe that's just me.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[madinmaryland]

43. What about Dr. Shiavogo?

:hi:

[Plaid Adder]

46. Never heard of him. Does he make video diagnoses? n/t

[Name removed]

9. Deleted message

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[Plaid Adder]

25. The cardinal in line to be the next Pope. n/t

[Name removed]

26. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. Why do you hate Terri Schiavo, puppies, and the United States?

[Plaid Adder]

20. Because I'm a feminist. No, wait, because I'm a lesbian. No, wait...n/t

[MissMillie]

11. Why do you suppose....

that when you buy a brand new car, one headlight will burn out before the other?

I mean.... when you turn the lights on, they both go on and they both burn for the same amount of time. And presumably, they were installed brand new at the same time....

So.....?

[Plaid Adder]

18. An excellent question.

I think the elves that run the headlights ahve an arrangement where only one can go on break at a time.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Misunderestimator]

12. Do you have a Living Will?

I don't... it's at the top of my list now.

[Plaid Adder]

19. Drawn up, not yet signed. Also durable power of attorney. n/t

[Midnight Rambler]

21. Do you need more cowbell?

[Plaid Adder]

22. Uh...no, I think I already got all the cowbell I need, thanks. (WTF?)

[LynzM]

27. Got anything fun planned for the weekend?

Something destressing, perhaps? :)

[Plaid Adder]

28. Yeah...MORE WORK!

Seriously, at this time of year there's no end to it. I will relax again, one day. One day. But not today.

The Plaid Adder

[LynzM]

54. Bummer, dude...

Here, have a :hug: Are you getting paid overtime, or is this all under a salary umbrella?

[Plaid Adder]

58. Nah, I'm on salary. Ah well.

It still beats minumum wage.

The Plaid Adder

[kick-ass-bob]

29. who?

:silly:

nevermind - I see matcom already asked this one...

[Plaid Adder]

30. See, matcom did it first, so it's not funny now.

Tell you what, though, matcom is dying to be flamed, so go on up to his post and say something flamey to him. He'll enjoy it.

The Plaid Adder

[kick-ass-bob]

33. I saw that and noted that in my post.

:(

I will go flame him.
Thanks.

[jswordy]

31. Left breast or right?

:shrug:

LOL

[Plaid Adder]

35. Fish! Bicycle! n/t

[jswordy]

39. Spider! Hardwood! That too! n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. Hi, Plaid Adder, I've got a question for you!

Do you like rhubarb? I have a lovely post running currently on page 2 or 3 right now! More responses than I EVER expected. I would be most HONORED to have you respond, either here, or there...I LOVE your writing, BTW...

*bows*

:toast:

:hi:

[Plaid Adder]

38. Only combined with vast amounts of sugar.

We had a rhubarb bush in our yard growing up. It was HUGE! It was like king of the vegetable garden. But I never really liked it much.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[MrScorpio]

34. What does it sound like...

When doves cry?

[Plaid Adder]

41. neet nyu-uh nyeet, neet nyu-uh-uh-neet...

[crispini]

37. What

is the wind speed of a fully laden sparrow?

[Plaid Adder]

42. What do you mean, an African swallow, or a European swallow? n/t

[crispini]

52. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

whee! :P

[jswordy]

57. Freud would like that! Yesssireeeeee!

[Jokerman]

40. Why do fools fall in love? n/t

[Plaid Adder]

44. Cause they can't hide their lyin' eyes? n/t

[Paulie]

49. What shoud I make for dinner?

[Plaid Adder]

55. Depends which Advisory Board will give you the most money!

Seriously, send out emails asking them if they'll sponsor your dinner if you give them a product placement, and cook up the commodity of the highest bidder. My money's on The Other White Meat!

C ya,

The Plaid Adder