Has Jimmy Jazz found her snark yet?

[KitchenWitch]

I am concerned! :P

[sui generis]

1. she loaned me her groove but I had to give it back

it made my ass look fat.

[JimmyJazz]

2. I think I by-passed snark and went straight to full fledged bitch!

In the past few days, I've had more posts deleted and two threads locked. I was involved in a pile-on and have made half the men on DU very, very afraid of me. Oh, and I got tattled on by someone in ATA!

It's a gift. :D

[Longgrain]

4. Tattled on by someone in ATA?

I must have missed that one.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Get your shorts out of your crack.

I'm not accusing *you* of anything.

[progmom]

8. her snark!!!!

she found it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Longgrain]

9. I know I'm coming around...

I just need a few slaps across the face every now and then...

[JimmyJazz]

12. Whaaaa?

Sorry, but that was lost in translation.

[Longgrain]

16. Sorry I didn't know you lost your will to snark...

I thought maybe you were talking about something else...I haven't been posting as much lately, seems I have a lot of catching up to do...

[yvr girl]

11. Man, have I missed a lot

You miss so much when you're speaking to the big white telephone. (My case, it's really blue but...)

[JimmyJazz]

14. I've been a little testy lately!

It's progmom and Kathy in Cambridge's fault. They made me do it. :o

[yvr girl]

15. Did you bitch-slap them

How dare they lead you astray like that.

[JimmyJazz]

17. Next month I will. Do you wanna be the camera person?

:D

[progmom]

20. adding to my list

bail money
camera



anything else?

[yvr girl]

22. Wigs

We'll need wigs

[progmom]

26. wigs...check

WIGS?


Are you sure?

[yvr girl]

32. I'm sure we'll need a disguise at some point

How could we not?

[progmom]

37. do we need Jackie O sunglasses too?

[yvr girl]

40. Most definitely

and trench coats too.

[progmom]

52. and what's this I hear about a beer slide?

What is a beer slide?
Can we use vodka instead?

[yvr girl]

35. Sure. Are we talking

video or still?

[sundog]

18. It's my fault!

blame me :bounce:

[Left Is Write]

13. Good night! I always miss this stuff!

What is wrong with me?

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. I miss everything!

x(

[Cadence]

47. Way to go!!!

:thumbsup: Now that's the JJ I know and love!

Do you need to send in your chief negotiator of the office of the strategery? Cause I'll go if you need me. Just give me time to part my hair down the middle and get my big black rimmed glasses on.
I'll tell them that their situation would be concurrently improved if I had say $200 in my pocket... works every time.

[progmom]

3. sundog is holding it hostage

he won't say why

:shrug:

[sundog]

5. lame response

:P

[progmom]

6. you're mean

[sundog]

10. I couldn't resist

I'm holding her snark for ransom :P

[progmom]

19. looks like she stole it back!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2905602#2905708

[jswordy]

21. SHE IS TOO HOT (sizzling sound) BABY!

[JimmyJazz]

23. and I can do this:

[Name removed]

24. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[jswordy]

27. Never mind this guy Jimmy. Yer WAAAY TOOO HOT for him!

:toast:

[JimmyJazz]

29. Thanks, darling!

[jswordy]

31. Ouuuu...la-la!

:loveya:

[progmom]

30. heeeeyy...i thought you were MY stalker?

:shrug:

[jswordy]

33. Who are you?

[progmom]

34. (sob)

:wow:

[JimmyJazz]

42. That's right lady - so,

MOVE IT ON OVER :P

[jswordy]

46. MUST...CONTROL...MY...LUST...

LOLOLOLOL!

[JimmyJazz]

28. Brave, brave New Person - to wander into a thread regarding my

snarkiness.....

:hi:

Welcome to DU.

[Longgrain]

36. WOW someone with more naive chutzpah than me...

I should be in good company here...

[Name removed]

38. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[JimmyJazz]

39. Aw. I may be snarky, but I would never snark at someone who

was down. :( I'm sorry for your troubles, but if you hang out here in the lounge, you're almost guaranteed a snicker or two.

[jswordy]

41. NOT ONLY IS JIMMY HOT, SHE IS EMPATHETIC, TOO!

:loveya:

[Longgrain]

43. I guess that's why I still love her...

and keep coming back for more...

[jswordy]

45. Yes, I know there are many of us, like worker bees swarming the QUEEN!

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

48. Oh stop!

In an hour or two....

[jswordy]

51. It will be far longer than that ... my love will never die!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

:loveya:

[progmom]

49. he's gone, jj

[JimmyJazz]

50. Yes - I believe he was a recently banned DUer

trying for round 2. Will they never learn?

[progmom]

53. um.....no?

[jswordy]

25. That is AWESOME! Do you know tantric stuff too? LOL