Bunny
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Fri Mar-25-05 10:14 AM
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Great lines from the personal ads: |
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From a man, looking for a woman: "Your younger brother will think I'm cool. Your older brother will think I'm a tool."
HAHAHAHA! I can't remember where I saw that, but it always strikes me as so funny! :D :D
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LiberallyInclined
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Fri Mar-25-05 10:28 AM
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1. The line I used, that got the attention of my now wife: |
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"...I've been told I'm attractive- and my grandmother wouldn't lie."
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SarahB
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Fri Mar-25-05 10:30 AM
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2. I saw one in an alternative newspaper recently along the lines of.... |
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35 year old SWM virgin seeking women to make fun of his small penis. That one cracked me up. (Didn't interest me though.) :D
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tigereye
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Fri Mar-25-05 10:58 AM
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where you been, girl? Hope you have a nice Easter! I have to go out and get some chocolate for the kid.
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Bunny
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Fri Mar-25-05 11:04 AM
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I've been laid low with bronchitis, but getting better every day. Going tomorrow to get the candy and colored egg stuff. Have a nice Easter! :hi:
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tigereye
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Fri Mar-25-05 11:52 AM
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5. hey hope you feel better |
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my kid was sick yesterday, great way to spend his vacation!
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