My love for you is like a truck...BERZERKER!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Would you like some making fuck...BERZERKER!



Sorry, no making fuck threads.

[jeff30997]

1. And no fucking make-up threads either.

[flvegan]

2. I'm not even supposed to BE here today.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. That's pretty fucking funny.

Did he just say "making fuck"?

[RPM]

4. ahhhhhh, bezerker

nice

[WilliamPitt]

5. Thirty seven??!!??

[ghostsofgiants]

7. In a row?

[CanuckAmok]

6. I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Lady: They, they say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir!?

Randal: What?

Lady: Are either one of these any good?

Randal: I don't watch movies.

Lady: Uh, well have you heard anything about either one of them?

Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

Lady: You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these.

Randal: Nope.

Lady: Well what about these two.

Randal: Oh they suck.

Lady: These are the same two movies. You weren't paying any attention.

Randal: No I wasen't.

Lady: I don't think your manager would appreciate...

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am.

Lady: I beg your pardon.

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Lady: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

Randal: And I hope it feels good.

Lady: You hope what feels good?

Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out shortcomings of others is there.

Lady: Well this is the last time I rent here.

Randal: You will be missed.

Lady: Screw You!

Randal: Hey, your not allowed to rent here any more.

Jay: Yeah!

Randal: Screw me?

[GiovanniC]

8. I Think You Can See Her Kidneys!

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "mom".

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Noise, noise, noise,

smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers... Pack a 'rettes my good man, It's time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed!

[fob]

10. Now that'd be a good DUser name - Making_Fuck