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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:21 AM
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JimmyJazz is so low maintenance!!
What's this shit about JJ being the highest maintenance woman in the Lounge??

My friends...you don't know high maintenance until you have spent some time with me.

I demand constant attention and ego stroking.

C'mon - admit it - you're high maintenance too....right?
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:23 AM
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1. No ma'am
:P
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:24 AM
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2. C'mon, Mr. "Let me post again to call attention to my previous post"!
Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 12:24 AM by progmom
I'm on to your tricks! :P
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:26 AM
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4. LOL. You caught me. I'll admit it
:)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:24 AM
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3. I demand constant booze and hot boys.
:evilgrin:
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:26 AM
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5. Well, I can supply the booze...
I don't know about the hot boy. :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:30 AM
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12. Don't knock yourself.
:)
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:35 AM
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22. I did get a couple compliments the other day.
So I must not be too bad off. :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:37 AM
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30. There ya go.
:D
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:27 AM
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9. Alright



and

:hi: <-- denotes hot guy :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:31 AM
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15. Do you call that beer?
<--- THAT'S beer! :silly:



The hot guy I'll agree with. ;)
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:34 AM
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21. That's not a beer
That's a meal.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:37 AM
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28. Aye, but I have Irish blood. It's all good.
:7
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:29 AM
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10. I'm a hot boy.
:evilgrin:

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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:32 AM
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16. Sweet!
One down. :P
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:33 AM
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18. One down for me too.
:P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:36 AM
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26. BWHA!
Don't think I'm easy now. :P
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:38 AM
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32. Well. Neither am I.
:P
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:26 AM
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6. All must fawn over my clever nature
and if not, I'll post a picture for the less ... refined.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:27 AM
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7. I hear all you have to is give her a Joe Strummer chew toy
and she's happy and say thats a good clash when she's good.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:27 AM
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8. did I miss something here?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:29 AM
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11. i'm not sure.
Here is where we admit that we are, in fact, high maintenance.

And since you demanded that I explain this thread to you, you qualify! :P
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:30 AM
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13. My ex, Mr Jabba the Hut, said that I was
Since everything that ever came out of mouth was true, then this must be true too!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:31 AM
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14. oh - and yes
There was a silly poll earlier this evening.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:33 AM
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19. A DU poll earlier today
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:36 AM
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25. I just need to quit messing w/ my kid
and hang out here more!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:51 AM
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47. haven't seen you on in a while
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:54 AM
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50. Work sucks,
the weather has been spring-like so now my daughter's allergies have kicked in-hell on wheels for the past week.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:57 AM
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53. Sorry to hear that
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:06 AM
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60. That's life.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:08 AM
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63. That it is
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:32 AM
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17. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I really am low maintenance!
I"m just high strung is all! Dayum! I'm sorry :cry:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:34 AM
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20. there there, sweetie
I know that's true.
You've put up with my high maintenance demands so tirelessly, too.

:pals:
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:35 AM
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23. It's ok.
If you are high-maintenance would you agree to be my mentor? You know, teach me how to pull it off too?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:36 AM
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27. I'm the queen. I'd be happy to help.
(see there I go again, being high maintenance)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:42 AM
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36. Since I'm high maintenance as well could you help me
hone my skills ?

:D
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:43 AM
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38. baby, i'd be happy to teach you
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:44 AM
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39. Uitstekend
:)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:45 AM
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41. Hey!!! DUTCH!
:loveya:

and your pronunciation was impeccable! :P
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:47 AM
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43. You can thank Babel Fish but
Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 12:48 AM by Dark_Leftist
let me sit down with the language and maybe I can learn how to say a few phrases

:)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:44 AM
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that is how it should be!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:37 AM
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29. Doesn't matter to me JJ
:loveya:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:35 AM
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24. I think I'm medium maintenance. You all don't have to give me booze,
just a good book, and some smokes:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:48 AM
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44. just blow that smoke the other way, ok?


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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:52 AM
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48. Ok, and is that a good book?
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:58 AM
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55. I love Patricia Highsmith!
She also wrote the whole Ripley series (they based a movie on The Talented Mr. Ripley)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:37 AM
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31. JJ's a peach
I'm much more high maintenance. I need constant attention. I get quite put out when my legions fail to fawn.

JJ just brings life to the lounge.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:39 AM
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33. Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you,
there's no one else above you? :loveya:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:41 AM
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35. um....hellooo? is this thing on?
(taps foot impatiently)

WHAT ABOUT ME?????
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:42 AM
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37. It's ALL about you. Everything else is just a basis for comparison.
<eom>
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:59 AM
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56. Thank you
'bout time someone acknowledged that. :P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:44 AM
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40. Total *snarf* - you weren't really supposed to see that!
Apparently, I made an oopsie when I thought I turned the stealth switch on! My bad.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:49 AM
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45. You have a stealth switch? Cool.
I need one of those.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:47 AM
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42. No you haven't. And I'm a little miffed about that
I need constant affirmation.

You are d'bomb.

:loveya:
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:41 AM
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34. Even though you know the truth
can I still occassionally post to you in French?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:50 AM
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46. You know, JJ is great.. she even told me I could call her biscuit.
Cuz I'm special! ;)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:55 AM
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51. she tells all the girls that
and the boys too.


there was something about butter but I have managed to block that out. :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:01 AM
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58. You mean I'm not the only one?
:cry:


Damn you JJ! You tease! :cry:
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:54 AM
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49. that is silly. she is so NOT the highest maintanence woman!!
somebody FREEPED that poll. :eyes: that is all that is worth saying about this foolishness. silly lounge dumbasses.

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:56 AM
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52. Thank you - oh new best friend! I don't know about
freeping it - snarking it, "yes" - freeping it....mehbay :D
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 12:58 AM
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54. seriously...you are NOT the highest maintenance
I know who is..we wont go there tho...:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:00 AM
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57. Meh - I already know.
:D
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:02 AM
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59. I know you know..(meow)nt
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:08 AM
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61. Can I PM one of you who I think youre talking about?
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:09 AM
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64. kleeb are you getting catty and shit? nt
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:10 AM
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66. No but I think I know who you two are takling about
How could I get catty when I am allergic to cats :crazy:.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:15 AM
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67. since when have you aksed permission to PM me before?
:)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:27 AM
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68. i think he finally got it
:woohoo:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:08 AM
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62. I *wonder* who you could be talking about.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....


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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:09 AM
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65. .
:P
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