Don't forget!! Set your clocks back ONE HOUR this weekend

[underpants]

Saturday morning at 3 AM*

*Residents of Arizona and two counties in Indiana (Tippecanoe and another one) adopt the time zone that you had before the last change in the fall.

Canadians do whatever it is that you do with your metric clocks if you all are doing that this year 'cause there is no hockey

Don't forget!! Check the batteries in your metal detector too (some people forget that)

Please keep this :kick: ed for fellow DU'ers.

[ixion]

1. uh, forward... spring forward, fall back

:-)

[underpants]

9. Silly Progressives

Always with the FORWARD FORWARD thing.

[ixion]

26. lol... I know... it's so retro

:+

[RetroLounge]

50. You call?

RL

[Racenut20]

23. Sure it is not FALL FORWARD, spring back???

[underpants]

24. A lot of people make that mistake

it's up to people like us to make sure they know about not doing that.

[BrklynLiberal]

2. OOOPS! Set your clocks FORWARD one hour at 2AM.

Spring Ahead. Fall back.

[dsewell]

7. WRONG! Republicans will set their clocks *BACK* by about 150 years

n/t
:evilgrin:

[LiberalEsto]

3. I set my clocks sideways

:P

[underpants]

22. I do that with my hourglass

and count to ten

[LSparkle]

4. Is this a joke? FORWARD not back!

[underpants]

11. NO the conservatives attached a rider to the Schiavo bill

we have to set clocks back an hour every weekend until we get back to 1953-there's a thread in GD about it.

[LSparkle]

19. Great -- I can age backward, then!

And when we get back to '53 I'll be ... -5!

[hfojvt]

5. Springbok, fall forward

it makes perfect sense now, even alliterative.

[Beetwasher]

6. It's NOT THIS WEEKEND!!! STOP W/ THE APRIL FOOLS PRANKS!!!

You're going to make everyone screw up their lives!!!! :evilgrin:

[underpants]

20. What are the instructions for a sun dial?

Anyone?

[Beetwasher]

25. Oops! You're Right It Is This Weekend!!!! But It's TWO HOURS!!!!

Holy crap!

Sun dials have to be painted black.

[flakey_foont]

8. forward

[underpants]

29. kick

:kick:

[BringEmOn]

10. Red states set your clock back 100 years.

[underpants]

12. And send LTTE's about blue states being "Out of touch with reality"

You must have gotten that e-mail too

[elperromagico]

13. For once on the Internet, I am literally laughing out loud.

Thank you.

[underpants]

14. Kick

:kick:

[BurtWorm]

15. If we set the alarm to get up at 3am, won't we be getting up too late?

Or is it too early? :crazy:

[underpants]

18. No right on time

:thumbsup:

[NV Whino]

16. It's spring AHEAD, you idiot

(and fall behind)
:rofl:

[underpants]

17. I've got a digital

:hi:

[azmesa207]

21. Set your clocks ahead

No need to do it in AZ

[tjwmason]

27. But I just put it forwards an hour last Saturday night.

Why can't we just go back to sun-dials?

[underpants]

28. I don't know

but I lost my instructions for my sun dial anyway

[matcom]

30. i did that LAST weekend!!

its really quite sunny for being 2:37 am :shrug:

[underpants]

31. T.G.I.T.

Thank God it's Thursday

[matcom]

32. THURSDAY?

its MONDAY isn't it? x(

[underpants]

33. Maybe in Mass-a-CHU-setts

but out here in the real world it's Thursday February 49th pal!!!

[matcom]

34. well we ARE quite a bit further east

but it makes sense :crazy:

[underpants]

35. Our time batteries might be a bit off

what with Falwell sucking all of the power out of them while he continues to cheat death.

[matcom]

37. i'm going to his bedside this weekend

i've been meaning to practice my juggling

[Beetwasher]

38. I'll Bring The Bagpipes!

And the Enourmous Omellette Sandwiches!

For you Jerry!

[underpants]

40. Take one of these with you

Every time you make a mistake scream out something about God forsaking you and smack him in the forehead.

Good luck. Go gravity!

[matcom]

41. did i happen to mention........

i have never juggled in my life?

wish me luck! :bounce:

[underpants]

45. Really?

Have you ever pummeled a fat bag of sh*t with a boat orr?

You'll get the hang of it real quick.

Gotta go and start a "DU juggling group?" thread

[proud patriot]

36. Wrong

it's fall back spring forward ..:hi:

oh wait it's aprils fools ..:dunce: ..:D

[gizmo1979]

39. who doesn't have to mess with their clocks?

Is it Indiana?Or michigan.

[Freebird12004]

42. I have one or two on daylight savings time year-round

just for the heck of it

[underpants]

44. This says Arizona, ALL of Indiana :shrug: , AND Hawaii

http://www.mccsc.edu/time.html

[zelda7743]

46. We Hawaiians are way too cool to change our clocks....

eom

[gizmo1979]

47. I knew there were some states

that didn't mess with dst.Thanks

[TX-RAT]

43. Check the batteries in your metal detector ?

If you say so.

[fishwax]

48. That time already?

Where the hell have I been? :shrug: I wouldn't've known if I hadn't seen this thread.

[Deja Q]

49. Why not forward an hour? 5AM with bright sunshine SUCKS.

And not in the good way.

[matcom]

51. a kick for this important public service announcement

:bounce:

[underpants]

54. Letterman back in the 80's-"On tomorrow's show we will also have...

a guy who REFUSES to change his locks.....(looks at Paul) Wow THERE'S a rebel!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Make me.

I like the time where it is right now...

....besides I can't work the clock on my microwave. :P

[underpants]

53. Does it have a "Time of Day" button?

If so hit that and then punch in the correct time (one hour back)

If not it should have a TIME and a TIME COOK button. Set the tiem with the TIME button usually having to hit it again (like a TIME OD DAY button mentioned above) to actually set it.

Good luck