I'm sick of everything. Cheer me up, fuckers.

[CanuckAmok]

....waiting....

[SmileyBoy]

1. You're not an American.

That should keep you happy for about five years...

[Radio_Lady]

10. Smiley, isn't there a scene in the movie "Fargo" where a guy --

chops someone else up in a wood chipper? It was pretty gory... that's what your gruesome smileys look like...

[SmileyBoy]

13. I know. It's a smiley version of that scene.

:D

[Radio_Lady]

14. Got it! n/t

[swag]

2. Isn't the ref's hand on Cassius' mantitty enough to

cheer you up, fucker?

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. you said "mantitty"

I wasn't even feeling bad and that just completely cheered me up! :P

[swag]

5. Another nice thing about mantitty is it rhymes with smitty,

rev.

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. rhyming makes me happy too...

as you can see I'm easily amused

[alittlelark]

3. bu*h will (hopefully) be struck by lightning if he attends

the Popes' funeral.:evilgrin:

[lisa58]

6. What would make you happy? n/t

[enigmatic]

7. Canada has better beer, has Tim Hortons.....

And I'm proud to be an immigrant from the US.

Can I borrow 50 bucks?

[lisa58]

8. How does....

Duncan Doughnuts compare with Tim Hortons???? They both give me heartburn!!!

[enigmatic]

11. Tim Hortons are an institution up here...

Like Mickey D's in the US; since I came up here from the US I've totally turned into a Timbits and TH's coffee worshipper. I think they make much better doughnuts then Dunkin's or KK, for that matter..

[JVS]

12. You fight dirty, dude!

Cheer up to the tune of that

[Skip Intro]

15. Sick of it all too, CA

Why just attempt some temporary fleeting momentary false joy?

Sometimes I don't want to fix anything, but just walk away from it all.

What kind of feeling would that be?

Like flying, I bet.

Don't play along, remove yourself by immersing yourself.

See?

That'll be $300.00.

[yvr girl]

16. Try this

www.candyboots.com

Read the recipe cards.

[CanuckAmok]

17. Meh. Next!

[yvr girl]

18. Did you read them?

They're hysterical.

[FuzzySlippers]

20. Those are hysterical.

I think my fave is the coffee popsicles. That and the "cabbage casserole czarina".:wtf:

[Skip Intro]

19. ok - you have absolutely nothing in common with these morons

now there's a reason to be happy

(apologies to the bird)

[jmcon007]

21. we're all one day closer to being dead. How's that?