Next year, the Easter Bunny is going to bring my kid fruit and nuts.

[Jilly Beans]

MUST STAY AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE-LADEN BASKET. MUST RESIST REESES PEANUT BUTTER EGGS.

AAARGH!!!

[redqueen]

1. Geezallo do I EVER feel you on that!

I've eaten at least five of those demonic peanut butter eggs.

Alas, it seems I have VERY little willpower. :(

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. ...and I decree that I will kill any bunny that brings that DAMNED grass

in the house....it's all over the floor, the chairs, the clothes...Grrrrrr. Stupid Bunny.

[Jilly Beans]

3. This year, the stupid easter bunny decided to forego the grass and...

instead just fill the basket to the brim with chocolate. I tell ya, it's easier cleaning up that damned grass than shedding the 10 pounds I'm going to have to shed by the time all that delish candy is gone. :7

[Arugula Latte]

6. I hate that damn grass.

It sheds everywhere and for some reason one of my cats likes to ingest it. I know this from, um, cleaning the litter box. :eyes:

But, yeah, I've been dipping into the chocolate eggs and my jeans are feeling tight around the waist.

[kmla]

4. At our house, the Easter Bunny brought the boys Whoopie cushions...

Evidently, our Easter Bunny is a retired Vaudeville comedian.

However, in the Bunny's defense, nothing will brighten the atmosphere during Easter dinner more than an artificial fart sound...

[Jilly Beans]

5. LOL!

Too funny! :7

My son would get along just fine with yours. :D