Wow, I've Lost 400 Pounds In twenty-six years!

[BikeWriter]

Can you guess how I did it?

[JI7]

1. by gaining them after losing them multiple times ?

[BikeWriter]

2. Wrong! Guess again.

[Spider Jerusalem]

5. Either by more than one divorce...

or because the kids grew up and moved out?

[BikeWriter]

7. Three exes. Johnny said three first. He wins.

[jpgray]

3. You divorced two moderately heavy wives? (nt)

[BikeWriter]

9. I don't go with women larger than me....

Not that I have anything against large women, but some of the small ones have tried to hurt me, and I weigh 210! :(

[JohnnyRingo]

4. 3 ex-wives?

Or was it only 2 large ex-wives?

[BikeWriter]

6. Ding! Ding! Ding! You got it, Johnny! Three exes.

[imenja]

8. say, didn't you say you were a feminist?

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

10. What can I say, Lady? I empower women. I find women who need me...

Who've been abused and have no self esteem. I build them up. I convince them they're beautiful and classy, then they decide they're way too good for me!

[imenja]

11. ooh, I'm sorry

for what's it worth, there are lots of abused women with low self-esteem in the world. And I'm sure one will figure out she's lucky to have you.

[BikeWriter]

12. That's okay. I married the first one in 1972, and I average ten years...

With each, which none of their exes could do. I'm working on changing my techniques so the next one doesn't need me at all and see how that works. :)

[imenja]

13. you're braver than I

I've been married once. I don't think I have the courage to try again.

[BikeWriter]

14. That's why I'm being so damned careful this time.

There are two women who'd marry me in a minute if I said yes, yet I've kept both those relationships just friends for several years. I do much better in a serious relationship, though.

[WinterStorm]

15. Can you say "Hot topic"

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

16. ROFL! Think so? :-)