Post your Tom DeLay birthday greetings here

[Jack Rabbit]

Today, April 8, is Tom DeLay's birthday.

Let's show him we care.

Rule:

Keep it clean, witty and imaginative. I love left-handed compliments from left wingers . . .

Happy birthday, Mr. DeLay. We'd like to give you a room in a home for retired politicians like you:



Leavenworth Federal Prison from the website of Kent State University

[WI_DEM]

1. Happy Birthday, Tom

Enjoy it while you can because you're going to be put away for a long, long time.

[ET Awful]

2. Happy Birthday Tom, may your birthday bring you all the same

joy you've brought to others around the world.

Seriously, I mean that.

[The White Tree]

13. That's Excellent

[ET Awful]

16. Hehehe, one need not be offensive to get the point across :) n/t

[Zuni]

3. Today is also my younger brother's birthday

:evilfrown:

[Name removed]

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[MrScorpio]

5. Happy Birthday, Tom

I hope you like prison stripes.

They're sure to match your pasty complexion.

[hyphenate]

6. Happy Birthday, Mr. Delay

I really, really hope you get what you deserve. :)

[bigwillq]

7. Choke on your cake!

You bastrad!:mad:

[jmm]

8. Happy birthday to a brave man who couldn't serve in Vietnam

because so many minority youths had volunteered. Unfortunately there was no room for patriotic 'Muricans like himself.

[adwon]

9. Happy Birthday Tom

Let me give you some advice ala Dave Chappelle: Run, bitch, run for your life!

[underpants]

10. I'm not wishing that scum a happy birthday

what a miserable excuse but I will say this for him-he is a great argument AGAINST the "Culture of Life"

[The White Tree]

11. Happy Birthday Tom Delay

Wishing you a day and coming year full of laughter, good cheer and growing evidence of your criminal lack of regard for ethicical behavior.:applause: :sarcasm:

[peekaloo]

12. *psychic prediction* The sun will go black on this day.

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Fuck Tom DeLay.

[Arkana]

14. Happy Birthday, Bugman

Enjoy it, because you'll be languishing in prison by your next one.

[huskerlaw]

15. Happy birthday Tom!

Wishing you and yours a year full of very special investigations.

[underpants]

17. Ha! it's Kofi Annan's birthday too

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/

[Jack Rabbit]

18. Bump for the evening crowd on the west coast

:bounce:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

19. A little poem for Tommy's birthday...

You're a vile man, Mr. DeLay,
You're a cheat and a liar
(but you're not GAY!)
Unless you consider the orgy
You're having with old Georgy
While sinking our whole country
along the way.