OK - I'm officially in love with Dookus

[JimmyJazz]

Flame away :D

[ET Awful]

1. Forget Dookus, I'm in love with Dookus' doggie

Tucker :)

[JimmyJazz]

2. Oh - absolutely, me too!

But, Dookus! Yowza!

[GOPisEvil]

3. I'm in love with the brazen raccoon that used to break into Dookus' house.

:D

[Dookus]

He's still available

if you'd like to cart him away.

[GOPisEvil]

7. I don't have a pet door.

Nor do I have pets. I suppose I could change all that. I just wish I could be as accepting as you are about the whole thing.

[Dookus]

17. What choice do I have?

the only other option is to sit in the kitchen with a shot gun, in the dark, muttering "c'mere ya little bastard".

[Dookus]

4. hrm...

I think you're more in love with Bruce Springsteen and his musical bulge.

[JimmyJazz]

6. Well, there is *that* too

BTW - Is Bruce part of a package deal? :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

9. package?

hehehe

[dolo amber]

5. Y'know, I love you and all...

But I had dibs on Dookus a long time ago. Step off, wench!

:meow: :grr:

[JimmyJazz]

8. Oh! Cat Fight! Let me sharpen my claws!

And, he's mine - you've got a man.

[asthmaticeog]

10. You call that a MAN?

[dolo amber]

11. Well, *I* wasn't gonna say it, but since you did...

:D

[JimmyJazz]

12. Well, I'm taking her word for it, since I've never actually met

him in person.

[asthmaticeog]

13. I have.

To be fair, he does have a certain impressive quality.

Just the one, though.

[JimmyJazz]

14. And that would be....

:shrug: what exactly :o

[asthmaticeog]

16. An ASTONISHINGLY huge

capacity for liquor.

[dolo amber]

18. ...

:spray:

What are you, working on your material for the Catskills? :D

[asthmaticeog]

21. Obviously you can't hear it in online postings,

but IRL I have a guy who follows me around with a snare drum and punctuates my every utterance with a rimshot.

I AM Lenny Rush. Adore me, Jewess.

[miss_kitty]

15. Hands Off GIRL!

Dookus is MINE! :evilfrown:

:P

[JimmyJazz]

19. Get in line, Missy!

You're behind Chavez, apparently. And, I'm just behind dolo, but once I finish her off in a cat fight, I'll be first in line :D

[miss_kitty]

22. My special kitty powers

will take care of ALL of you. Once you all are out of the way, DOOKUS IS MINE! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[liberalhistorian]

20. Hell, I'm in love with him, too, no

flames here! Too bad he's gay, or we could take turns sharing him! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

23. Hey there! I haven't seen you around these parts for a while!

How's everything going?

BTW - according to the right wing, he made a choice and it's our duty as women to make him choose differently :crazy: Yeah. Right.

:hi:

[liberalhistorian]

24. LOL! I just love asking these idiots who

think being gay is a "choice" just when, exactly, they "chose" to be heterosexual. THAT usually gets them thinking.

[JimmyJazz]

25. I filled out a form in Junior High.

Didn't you?