Prince Charles gets married, Prince Charles doesn't get married.

[elperromagico]

Prince Charles admits to sins,
Prince Charles doesn't admit to sins.

Who
Gives
A
Fuck?

If I wanted to know about
The love lives of inbred twits
I'd visit the Ozarks


It's a poem. Whaddya think?

[CountAllVotes]

1. Charlie is a sinner alright

damn adulterer!

:kick:

[bigwillq]

2. I don't like Charles or Camilla

Just wanted to get that off my chest.:)

[Lavender Brown]

3. I used to have a Prince Charles doll

No wonder I'm so screwed up. :cry:

[elperromagico]

4. That was a Mr. Potato Head.

You were just confused.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. I think it was the Star

or another of the really naughty London tabloids that had a headline when Chuck and Camilla announced their engagement (it still breaks me up):

"Boring Old Gits To Marry"

[elperromagico]

6. That's a better take on it. They've been screwing for years;

the only difference now will be that even less people will care.

[tjwmason]

7. This latest bit of 'news' is even less important than the previous

The deep and sincere apology is receited by the entire congregation at every celebration of the Eucharist from the Book of Common Prayer.

It merely sounds like a big thing because back when it was written (1549) they used pretty hearty language, rather than the trite drivel of modern liturgists.