Whitehouse. org parody: Bush's personal calendar / public appearances

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

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SUNDAY:

MORNING:
8:00 - 3 Miles on Treadmill
9:00 - Church
11:00 - Policy Review w/ Karl

AFTERNOON:
12:00 - Fund-Raising Lunch
1:30 - Event: Christen launch of Navy cargo barge USS George H.W. Bush
3:00 - Nap
5:00 - Flashcard Geography Lesson w/ Condi

EVENING:
8:00 - Watch O'Reilly Factor
9:00 - "Laura Time"
9:20 - Bed
MONDAY:

MORNING:
8:00 - Jazzercise
9:00 - Prayer Squad
10:00 - Public Speaking Tutor

AFTERNOON:
12:00 - Strategy Lunch
1:00 - Event: Preside over ribbon-cutting ceremony for Yellowstone National Park Circumferential Snowmobile Expressway.
3:30 - Nap
5:00 - Leak Rumors to Limbaugh

EVENING:
8:00 - Read Pages 10-15: Life & Times of Teddy Roosevelt (Cliff's Notes)
9:00 - "Barney Time"
9:20 - Bed

TUESDAY:

MORNING:
8:00 - Trampoline Aerobics
9:00 - Prayer Squad
10:00 - "Bi-Partisan Breakfast" (Ha!)
11:00 - Breakfast Post-Mortem w/ Dr. Bill & Dennis

AFTERNOON:
12:00 - Heritage Foundation Lunch
1:30 - Rose Garden Ceremony: A Very Special Tribute to Ron Reagan Jr.
3:00 - Nap
5:30 - Trim Cuticles

EVENING:
8:00 - Shred Enron Documents
9:00 - "Jenna Time" Call
9:10 - Bed

WEDNESDAY:

MORNING:
8:00 - Sauna
9:00 - Prayer Squad
10:00 - Sexual Tension-Filled Telephone Mano a Mano w/ Karen Hughes
11:00 - Speech Rehearsal

AFTERNOON:
12:00 - Petrochemical Millionaire's Club Luncheon
1:30 - Officiate at National Rifle Association AK-47 Appreciation Parade
3:00 - Nap
5:30 - Head Measuring for New Stetson

EVENING:
8:00 - Narcotics Anonymous Meeting
9:00 - "Barbara Time" Call
9:10 - Bed

THURSDAY:

MORNING:
8:00 - Tae-Bo
9:00 - Prayer Squad
10:00 - Sexual Tension-Filled Mano a Mano w/ Karen Hughes
11:00 - Weekly Status Report Due on Cheney's Desk

AFTERNOON:
12:00 - All-white meat luncheon at Bob Jones University
1:30 - Personal Portfolio Review w/ Paul O'Neil
3:00 - Nap
5:30 - Circle Jerk w/ Tony Blair & Vincente Fox

EVENING:
6:00 - Dinner at the Gingrich's
8:00 - Line Dancing in the East Room
9:00 - Mom & Dad Call
11:45 - Bed

FRIDAY:

PERSONAL DAY - CRAWFORD, TX

SATURDAY:

PERSONAL DAY - CRAWFORD, TX