Do you ever recite dirty limericks?

[Hardrada]

[leftofthedial]

1. no

There once was a girl named Reg-eye-na
Who came from South Carolina
When you pulled down her socks
And . . .

[Dookus]

2. No

it's not appropriate for DU.

[Hardrada]

4. One need not recite any.

I just remember them as being decidely quaint in this day and age and wondered what other old-timer recalled being amused by them.

[Dookus]

8. I thought of one...

and I deleted it from my brain. It was inappropriate.

[saltpoint]

3. Yes, I do. Often. But don't tell a soul.

[xmas74]

5. No. No one would ever finish the limerick in my presence.

I had just turned 30 and started posting on DU before I knew how the
"Nantucket" limerick finished.

[Floogeldy]

7. There . . .

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

B-)

[xmas74]

10. Aren't you sweet!

But that's not the one that the other poster gave me a link too!

[Jamastiene]

11. That's not the one I heard.

I'd be so banned if I posted the one I know. I'll start it, but it would get this thread locked if I finished it.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a ...

[boilerbabe]

13. That Nantucket one is probably the only one I remember!! n/t

[xmas74]

14. No man ever wanted to repeat it in my presence.

That made me want to know how it ended even more!

[Heidi]

6. I know one about a boy named "Perkin" . . .

but I haven't recited it since 10th grade.

[Lone Pawn]

9. No, but this buxom young maiden naimed Claire

that I know does.

[HamstersFromHell]

12. There once was a girl who begat...

Three sons named Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
When she found there was no tit for Tat.

OK, so sue me. :)

[Hardrada]

17. Never heard that one!

That's a good one, yah!

[Historic NY]

15. I know a bunch of these...we used to sing some of the verses

http://www.diamondgeezers.org.uk/sounds/lyrics/theballofkerrymuir.html

[maveric]

16. Wanna bet I can get this thread locked in 60 seconds?

:evilgrin:

[HamstersFromHell]

18. I *know* I could!

:evilgrin:

[Historic NY]

19. if you start singing the above lyrics or posting them I think 10 secs....

[TrogL]

20. There was an old man from Stamboul

Who soliliquized thus to his tool,
You've taken my wealth,
you've ruined my health
and now you won't even pee,
you old fool