Confess!!! What Was Your Last Major Sin And How Much Did You Enjoy It?

[DistressedAmerican]

You tell me and I'll soothe your conscience with absolution...

[candy]

1. I voted for Republicans twice---and yes,I enjoyed it.

[DistressedAmerican]

4. I Usually Don't Forgive That One. But, Since You've Seen The

error of your ways, Do 60 "Hail Kerry's" and sleep soundly...

[candy]

24. Hail Kerry,full of grace etc,etc,etc. LOL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Sloth.

I'm indulging in it this very moment and am enjoying it immensely. I also do a fair amount of gluttony. Lust is nice, too, but most of the time it's too much work.

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Keep It Up. Sloth Is One Of The Bullshit Sins.

You are all good.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. I ate meat...

and went out drinking on Good Friday (I had to celebrate my 21st birthday). But I was punished by God that day because Duke lost to Michigan State that night. So I drowned my sorrows in booze and had a grand old time :)

[DistressedAmerican]

8. Eat One All Vegetarian Meal During The Week And If You Must

pass out, don't do it face up. I think that should clear it up.

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. As long as it doesn't involve tofu

I can do it!

[DistressedAmerican]

12. Tofu Is A Special Pennance For The Really Wicked!

You can stick to broccolli or something.

[MuseRider]

5. I enjoyed it

very very much. :hi:

[DistressedAmerican]

10. If you Enjoyed It That Much It Must Have Been One Of The Biggies!

Try not to enjoy it so much next time. Show some restraint!

[dback]

7. Onanism, while watching a DVD of two nice young men Otherwise Engaged

About an hour and a half ago. :) It was terrific. Hope to do it again tomorrow.

[DistressedAmerican]

11. I Think God Finds That Less Disturbing Than Being Otherwise Engaged

yourself. I'd just stick to what you are doing unless you get a better offer.

You are absolved.

[sonicx]

13. improper touching...

multiple times. forgive me, father...

:spank:

[DistressedAmerican]

15. First I Must Ask, Have You Been Stricken Blind?

If so, I'd call it even.

If not, maybe a week at Neverland Rqnch is called for.

[sonicx]

17. I wear glasses...

close enough. I'd rather go to Disneyland.

:spank:

[Squeech]

14. Anger

Every day, for as long as I can remember.

Dunno if it's correct to say I enjoyed it, but I'm not sure I'd know how to function without it.

Right now I'm doing gluttony, plus violating kashruth, with a ham and cheese calzone, and tomorrow there's an 80% chance of lust.

[DistressedAmerican]

16. Good Forcast! Can't absolve you in advance for the lust...

As far as anger is considered, if it is directed at the injustice that surrounds us, your soul is clean. If you take it out on the nice and otherwise innocent tithe 10% of this paycheck to DU and you are absolved.

Gluttony is small time on this list so, I'll let it slide THIS TIME!

Get back to me on that lust thing!

[SOteric]

18. The rules of this forum prohibit my detailing that for you.

:7 But it was hella good time.

[DistressedAmerican]

19. Your Humility More Than Makes Up For Whatever You Did.

Keep up the fine work!

[CubsFan1982]

20. Fornication.

Regrettably, it's been far too long for that one, but that was the last MAJOR one. The ones since have been little ones like forgetting to pay a toll here or there. Does that count as major?

[DistressedAmerican]

21. Tolls? No, I'd Say That The Tolls Are Between You And The State.

The fornicating is far more serious. However, I feel that the interval that you have apparently had should be penance enough. Consider yourself absolved

[CubsFan1982]

22. Thank you.

I will nominate you for Pope! :D

[Nevernose]

23. Does bestiality count if it's consensual?

Was this joke just a little over the line?
:evilgrin:

[sonicx]

25. 'Spike, bark twice if you want some lovin'

[DistressedAmerican]

36. I Would Have To Ask How Consent Was Determined...

[SarahB]

26. I won't get into details, but....

It was damned fun at the time. Maybe a little too fun. :7

[DistressedAmerican]

29. Hard To Assign A Penance Without SOME Details...

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. See here...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3048850

It was okay. I feel so...dirty.... :hi:

[DistressedAmerican]

31. Drinking Coffee? That's Your Last MAJOR Sin?

Oh My,

MrsGrumpy, You really need to get out more.:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. Heh. Maybe I'll go with you when you get that tattoo...

;)

[DistressedAmerican]

38. Got Something In Mind?

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. Hmmmmm....Mr Coffee

:shrug:

[DistressedAmerican]

40. Just Remember God Gave You Dominion Over The Coffee Bean!

[ScreamingMeemie]

41. EUREKA!!!! A coffee bean tattoo!!!!

:hi:

[jakefrep]

28. I've missed the last couple hundred or so

Holy Days Of Obligation. I achieve my Sunday Zen with the aid of a pot of coffee and the newspaper. A live soccer match on the TV adds to my good humor.

[DistressedAmerican]

32. That Is Just A Couple Of Years My Son...

You willingness to admit this shows that your heart is not overly burdened with guilt. As previously noted, Coffee does not really count as a sin. The newspaper could be depending on which one it is. For now I'll assume it is something insightful. No harm no foul. Which brings us to soccer. I don't personally watch too much. But it is wildly popular in Latin America. As such I assume Catholics have no real issue with it. Hey, maybe God likes soccer. Hell, maybe it is the very reason God created stuff in the first damn place.

I'd say you are all good.

[sniffa]

30. i committed genocide

i murdered thousands of potentiaL Life forms (i'LL Let you figure out how).

[DistressedAmerican]

34. Every Sperm Is Sacred, Every Sperm Is Great, If A Sperm Gets Wasted

then God gets quite Irate. Or so I've heard.

[Zorra]

33. Skinner says the fun is over so I can't post that kind of stuff.

[DistressedAmerican]

35. Not A Single Sin Of A Non-Sexual Nature? I Know Your Conscience

weigh heavily on you. Come clean...

[DistressedAmerican]

42. I Still Have My Collar On. Anyone Else Need Confessing?