Lapdancers of Death

[MrScorpio]

>>Police: Lap Dance Leads To Robbery Plot, Shooting

POSTED: 12:17 am EDT April 28, 2005
UPDATED: 12:28 am EDT April 28, 2005

A 22-year-old man was shot in the abdomen Wednesday during an alleged robbery plot hatched by a Central Florida stripper and two friends, according to authorities.

Police said Terry Johnston, of Tampa, went to a Cocoa Beach adult entertainment club, Cheaters, located at 5450 North Atlantic Ave. early Wednesday.

At the club, Johnston said he met an exotic dancer named "Halley" who turned out to be Angel Braud, 21.

"Braud was performing a lap dance when she noticed a large roll of cash," Vince Ziccardi, of the Brevard County Sheriff's Department told Local 6 News partner Florida Today.

Braud told her friend about the cash and they decided to come up with a plan to rob Johnston, Ziccardi said.<<

http://www.local6.com/news/4424540/detail.html

[DS1]

1. Florida. Man.

Who'd pay her for a lapdance anyway?

[name not needed]

8. Old men who can't see anymore.

[Jara sang]

2. Where are you getting this stuff Scorpio?

News from the Weird or something? By the way, I changed my username. :hi:

[MrScorpio]

4. Different places

Basically I'm finding links to Buzzflash stories

[Zuni]

3. chick has a serious acne problem folks

[BlondieK143]

5. I hope she cleans up better when she strips.

She'd have to pay ME.

[DS1]

6. Reminds me of Vigo in Ghostbusters 2

:wtf:

[BlondieK143]

7. Now that you mention it...

:rofl:

[Algorem]

9. She looks like meth addicts they showed on CBS news last night.

She doesn't look so bad,yet.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/29/eveningnews/main692101.shtml

[Hokie]

10. Is that a large roll of cash in your pants ...

or are you really enjoying the lap dance?

Sorry, I could resist.

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[bobthedrummer]

11. Cheaters "an adult entertainment club"

:silly:

Your subjectline is just about right though!
:thumbsup:

[nytemare]

12. You know, it wasn't this bad when I moved to Florida

I wonder if stuff goes on in other states that just isn't covered because they say "uhm, no...let's not cover that, it will embarras our state."

[ucmike]

13. the real crime is a $20 lapdance

usually guys who go to the strip club with a giant roll of cash are relieved of it without violence.

in my younger days me an my friends would visit the local clubs. it stopped the night we saw a black pimp and a russian mobster trying to force a crying russian girl in a bikini onto the stage at one of the local dives. i almost got in the middle of it but decided that getting shot in the face, in the parking lot of a strip club by a russian enforcer wasn't the best way to end the evening.