Bob Boudelang Discusses "The KIss"

[MrBenchley]

"Imagine, laughing just because Our Great President kissed and held hands with an Arab in a field of flowers!

And not just any Arab either, but a great man like Prince Absullah, who has been honored by Pomade magazine. He is from Saudi Arabia, our best friend in the world if you don’t count the 9/11 attacks, and George W. was just showing respect and not acting like a pansy when he kissed him and held his hand, so stop saying that!

And yes, they were strolling among flowers, but gee wiz! Give me a brake!

Even Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld says Prince Absullah looks like a man who could put the nozzle in the gas tank, although she will not tell me why she laughs when she says this. That is why it is important that Our Great President holds the Prince’s hand in a manly way. Real Americans want oil and will kiss anything to get it. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/05/128.html

[ps1074]

1. Congrats! Another great column!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

And what a press conference it was! It was the greatest press conference of all time, and the Our Great President explained all about his exciting new plan to cut benefits for almost everybody before he got cut off the air because Donald Trunk was coming on instead.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[MrBenchley]

4. How can pResident Weak stand up to Kim Jong Il

if he can't stand up to the Donald?

[peekaloo]

2. lmao...."nambla pambla media"!

:woohoo:

I bet ol' Bu$h was more than happy to wrap his lips around the princely spigot.

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[MrBenchley]

3. Wonder if Jeff Gannon was brought in to help?

[FizzFuzz]

11. the princely spigot and the gannon cannon

yum yum

Bob Boudelang rides again!
Yeee Haw! :D

[MrBenchley]

13. Thanks....

On another forum I've started calling him "Prince Snuggly"

[GOPisEvil]

5. Princely spigot?

:spray:

Nice column, Bob! :D

[peekaloo]

6. Wasn't his nickname in college "Lips"?

:evilgrin:

Keggers were good practice/training.

:hi:

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. I love BOB

there---I said it

<sigh>

[MrBenchley]

15. Thank you so much...

Always nice to run into another Tom Robbins fan....

[MrBenchley]

14. Thanx!

[otohara]

7. LOL

thanks Bob!

[MrBenchley]

16. Thanks!

[Bozita]

9. One of Bob's very best columns, ... Wurlitzer Prize material

Thanks, Bob!

[MrBenchley]

17. LOL!

I might steal that....

[Bozita]

20. I hope you do

it does sound like a real Boudelangism.

[MrBenchley]

21. One of my favorite real life ones

A newscaster who was interviewing some geek who had come to visit a famous crime scene remarked that the geek had been "drawn to it like a moth to a fly."

[Bozita]

23. LOL --- couldn't be a Bushism ... too cerebral

too much like hard work

[MrBenchley]

24. LOL!

"Because the—all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those—changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be—or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the—like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate—the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those—if that growth is affected, it will help on the red."

[Bozita]

26. Wow! You'd need an MBA from Harvard to understand that.

If you can't understand that, you obviously don't have an MBA from Harvard.

I'm glad Our President has an MBA from Harvard. That proves he really understands what he says.

Amen.

ps -- If you had an MBA from Harvard, you'd know what he's talking about too.

double ps: So stop saying that!

double Amen.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. OMFG..YOU DID IT!

:thumbsup:

[MrBenchley]

18. Thank you....

[Gemini Cat]

12. I love it!!

"Real Americans want oil and will kiss anything to get it." LOL!
:thumbsup:

[MrBenchley]

19. I AM proud of that line....

Thanks.

[warrens]

22. i wonder if our wonderful Preznit spits or swallows

And how long he was pounded before his prince said, NO OIL FOR YOU!

Oil Nazi.

Not even a reacharound for poor Pretzeldent.

[MrBenchley]

25. LOL!!