SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.

[JohnnyRingo]

A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.

ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.

I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST.

DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.

PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.

HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.

OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?

WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.

EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.

IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?

HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?

EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.

I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.

WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?

IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.

LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.