Anyone remember FReeper Speed Addiction? "Fun Bubbles" ring a bell?

[Zuni]

Well, let me summarize. :popcorn: Months and months ago, before the recent scams I found a character on FreeRepublic who was, quite frankly, utterly full of shit. He claimed to have a black Beyonce/Halle Berry looking girlfriend who worked as a laywer, with a twin sister who was a doctor. :9 He also claimed that his ex-wife, who once tried to have him killed, looked like Selma Hayek. :evilfrown: Still with me?

Well he was apparently a fictional US Army Ranger too, and he parachuted into Panama and helped hunt down former Bush family friend Manuel "I need Oxy-10" Noriega. Then his story gets weird.:wtf:

He claimed that he was once a big time drug runner, who ironically has never used drugs in his life. He was in a major shootout in Mexico, where he and a compadre fought off a heavily armed band of Mexican federales and made it back to the states. :eyes: Later he was jailed in the US for 6 yrs and (my conjecture here) possibly the victim of many a prison rape. :toast:

His daughter, from his first wife was named Jazz. In one post he reffered to his daughter and wife looking identical, and then went onto praise the chest region of their anatomy as "fun bubbles". :puke:

Well, according to Speed_Addiction, his online persona, "Fun Bubbles", the daughter, went to Iraq and lost her eye in the war. :cry:

But here is where it becomes important. He also claimed to have been a longtime poster on DU and divulged to his FReeper pals his screen name. Skinner did a check and found that he was a poster once, but had been TBSD after like 20 posts.:bounce:

Well, folks, speed addiction is back, claiming all over the web that he is DU mole too, and he was once a moderator here and has thousands of posts. It is complete, total BS designed to impress people like most of his other dubious claims he has made on the internet. He is just trying to impress a certain crowd of Freeper derelicts on various RW websites. :grr: Don't worry---he is long gone and never was a moderator, and is not a mole.

I need you to keep this kicked, so his FRiends who lurk here can see that we know all about him and his nonsense.:nopity:

Thank you,

Zuni

****Keep this thread kicked****

[name not needed]

1. I remember Fun Bubbles!

:7

[Zuni]

2. greatest Freeper bash ever!

:bounce: :toast:

[qnr]

3. Yes, I remember n/t

[Zuni]

4. I'm doing this so his pals will notice

I found him making all kinds of BS claims and I want to out him

[qnr]

18. yup, I understood, it's a good idea n/t

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

5. bounce your fun bubbles?

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:



:shrug:

[Zuni]

6. thanks, just trust me

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. i have no reason not to

just found the phrase funny

:hi:

[Zuni]

11. how are you

:hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

12. Im good Zuni, just relaxing after a long day

how are you?

I love the smiley in your sig line :evilgrin:

[Zuni]

13. Doin the same

but I wanted to get this out

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. I'm just amazed

that people actually waste their time with this kinda stuff. It seems these fools are trapped in the middle school level of maturity. Don't they have real things to do and care about?

[Zuni]

19. you are not the only one

this guy makes certain other tbsd posters look sane

[hippiepunk]

7. Wow,

what a sad little man.

[stevedeshazer]

8. He's actually Bebe Rebozo

Rumors of his death are unfounded.

[Zuni]

10. oooh...cool

maybe he can answer some questions about the real Richard Nixon

[cajones_II]

17. sure he isn't Reebe Bubozo?

what with all the online quickchange and all

[warrens]

14. I ran into that asshat

I think I saw him under another name on LibertyPost, too.

[Zuni]

15. still making the same BS claims?

I find this guy unbelievably funny. His whole online persona is like out of some bad action flick

[warrens]

22. IIRC

The Halle Berry lookalike with a twin sister, rich and a vet.

[Zuni]

23. we found his own website about crotch rockets

but it hadn't been updated in years. It was pretty lame actually. He said he was an ex-con on that too, so maybe that part is true

[Modem Butterfly]

20. The return of Fun Bubbles!

All right!

Giggity
Giggity
Giggity

[Zuni]

21. I am quite giddy too

but she unfortunately lost an eye in Iraq fighting for our freedoms. :cry:

[Zuni]

24. kick kick

[Wat_Tyler]

25. Clearly he, like the fake Irish/Cuban scamster is Jeff Gannon.

Doesn't it all make sense now? Doesn't it?
We're through the looking glass now, people. :scared:

[Zuni]

26. dude---that is just what this guy who posts in the 9/11 forum told me

If one of those cats told it to you, you can take it to the bank! :P

[Wat_Tyler]

30. HOW MANY MORE PEOPLES IS HE?

WHO ELSE? HEDGES? TONY BLAIR? ARCHBISHOP TUTU? JONI MITCHELL? OH, THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

[Zuni]

33. and Mama Cass is still alive

and stealing food from oppressed peoples around the world!!!

:scared: Democracy is dead! Join me in the Ozarks at my shed where we can prepare for the end times.

[Arkana]

27. So you DID look up Sir Fun Bubbles again!

Good work! :7

[Zuni]

34. and pssst---he has now posted about this very thread

I have been monitoring his hangouts myself

[crispini]

28. I remember that!

He talked about his own DAUGHTER's "fun bubbles." :puke:

[Zuni]

29. Possibly the most revealing comment a FReeper has ever made

[Bouncy Ball]

42. Uh, GROSS.

:puke:

Isn't that what Jessica Simpson's dad did? He went on and on about her having the best breasts in the business and "look at those suckers" and talking about how they are C cups, etc.?

Seriously, NO DAD should EVER think or talk about his daughter's breasts to that extent. Hell, to any extent at ALL.

Yuck.

[Redstone]

31. Holy shit! That must have been before my time here,

thanks for telling the whole story. Now I'll have a better idea what to look out for.

Kinda sad, though, that there are people out there who have such empty, desperate lives that the high point of those lives is to invest hundreds of hours "infiltrating" DU.

Which, actually, ought to be pretty easy, given that we're a compassionate, open-minded, and generally non-judgemental pack of people.

How pathetic it is that "infiltrating DU" is the hight point of these people's lives, and the only thing they get to boast about.

Most of us have more worthy things to be proud of.

Redstone

[Zuni]

32. he is a major ass clown

he boasted about all kinds of fictional things. He couldn't even infiltrate DU!!!
He got TBSTD after like 20 posts. Skinner dug up his record while we were searching the net one day for more of his tall tales.

[Zuni]

35. Update: Speed Addiction has now declared me, Zuni, a cyber stalker

I thought of myself as more a patriot :patriot: in search of truth and justice, but to others I may look different. :evilgrin:

:toast: to you Speed Addiction, to the Federales you killed, and to your daughter, may she regain her sight in that eye. :beer:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

36. i remember this being mentioned, especially the Haille Berry part

that's really the claim that i think blew his cover.

he sounds like a habitually lying Brian DiPalma fan.

[Zuni]

37. I was lurking on Freerepublic one day

and I found him posting about his Beyonce/Halle Berry girlfriend who is a laywer with a twin sister who is a doctor and I became suspicious.
I checked his user posts and found a treasure trove of bullshit claims. So I posted them here

Now he is on RW web site claiming to have been a mod here and all kinds of grabage, so I posted this for his benefit and for his cyber-FRiends.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

38. a treasure trove of bullshit claims hahaha

he sounds sick.

[Zuni]

39. To Speed Addiction, who is reading this

I apologize for bringing your daughter into this. If she really was injured in combat, you have my most sincere apologies. Give her a hug for me. I honestly hopes she does recover fully. Please accept my apology.

[Zuni]

40. To Speed Addiction

My apology is sincere. I am not about to go making fun of wounded veterans. The law office I work for actually does quite a bit of work with Veterans affairs, and I know what they go through.
You can rest assured that I will never bring your daughter's injuries or condition into the discussion again. I wish I could delete any references to it now, out of shame.

[Bouncy Ball]

43. But what about the rest of the shit?

Drug running, chasing Noreiga? All that?

Commenting on his daughter's breasts????

I think he's duping you about EVERYTHING.

[Zuni]

44. If his daughter really sufferd a shrapnel wound

then I am not going to go there. That is utterly cruel to make fun of someone who is in no way involved and has done nothing wrong. If he is telling the straight truth, I pray for her complete recovery.

I thought it was Bullshit, but if it is true, I am not a lowlife who will bring his daughter into this and make fun of her.

[Bouncy Ball]

45. Eh, there's enough lies in the other stuff anyway, right?

I hear ya.

[Bouncy Ball]

41. So, let me get this straight:

the mental midgets on FR and other right wing hate sites BELIEVE shit like that?