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Wed May-04-05 05:39 PM
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| BREAKING NEWS: THE NEXT HIGH PROFILE CELEBRITY TRIAL |
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Mr. ED charges President Bush with Sexual Assault.
"I was minding my own business talking on the telephone with my bookie. I heard the door to my stall open, but I didn't think anything of it--I thought it was Wilbur. So I keep on talking and then all of the sudden I feel someone or something stroking my horsehood--Well, I turn around and I see this smirking jackass getting his jollies. Then it hit me--It was George W. Bush!!"
(Mr. Ed, in a police statement)
"No Comment."
(Attorneys for the president)
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Wed May-04-05 06:02 PM
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Wed May-04-05 06:29 PM
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| 4. Who-o-o-o-o-o, Wilbur! That's not an udder ya know! |
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Wed May-04-05 06:16 PM
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Edited on Wed May-04-05 06:20 PM by Nomad559
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Wed May-04-05 06:25 PM
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| 3. Now I have Pepsi all over my monitor! |
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Thanks for making me guffaw after a shitty day.
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Wed May-04-05 06:37 PM
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| 5. I'm glad it added some levity |
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