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Wed May-04-05 08:16 PM
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| Poll question: DU Approval Ratings: God |
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Wed May-04-05 08:18 PM
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Bravo. My first thread to be copycatted. :)
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Wed May-04-05 08:19 PM
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| 2. And your 666th post!!!! |
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Wed May-04-05 08:24 PM
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| 4. In a God thread, no less |
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Wed May-04-05 08:22 PM
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| 3. Memo to God: Dude, what's up with all the diseases? |
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And so many insects! Really, were these things really necessary?
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Wed May-04-05 08:43 PM
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| 5. Speaking on behalf fo God |
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Insects were necessary to feed the tweeting birds.
Diseases are necessary to keep down the parasitical life forms that burn fossil fuels and pave paradise.
What can I say, sometimes I channel the Divine. :shrug:
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Wed May-04-05 08:44 PM
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| 6. Other: "Godd is a dingbat" |
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Wed May-04-05 08:48 PM
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Wed May-04-05 08:51 PM
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| 8. Other: To participate in this poll validates the existence of a God. |
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Edited on Wed May-04-05 09:03 PM by Jara sang
But I still chose "No opinion"
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Wed May-04-05 08:53 PM
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To participate in this poll is to donate your vote to the theater of the bizarre.
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Wed May-04-05 08:58 PM
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| 10. It is not GOD that is the problem... |
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Edited on Wed May-04-05 08:59 PM by MessiahRp
It is Religion that is the problem. Religion is a scam based off the biggest fallacy of all time (The Bible) to control people who are afraid of death. Believing that there is an ultimate super being is fine, believing he/she/it is a judgmental being with diva human traits to whom you must bow to and beg for mercy continuously to follow a conservative church agenda is not.
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Wed May-04-05 09:00 PM
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| 11. I couldn't agree more. |
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If you want to take the poll seriously, that is. ;)
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Wed May-04-05 09:01 PM
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| 12. Hmmm...how is he on education? |
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Wed May-04-05 09:08 PM
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Edited on Wed May-04-05 09:09 PM by Goldmund
He only approves of one single textbook full of double-meaning and cryptic invective.
And people who say support this guy -- get this -- they don't even let you research HIS OWN inventions.
And he won't disclose his secret for omnipotence or immortality.
So, not very good.
You should have asked how he is on security. On that he's much better. Even claiming that he's on your side will bring you victory.
Gott Mit Uns!
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Wed May-04-05 09:05 PM
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| 13. GOD, an acronym for Go On DU! |
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