Autofill non-sequitor time part duex

[progmom]

Because that was the most fun I have had on DU all week.

If you have autofill enabled, hit me with your wackiest subject line.


:bounce:

[MrScorpio]

1. All I care is that she didn't do it to me

nt

[progmom]

2. I find it mildly creepy

[MrScorpio]

16. You saucy minx

[progmom]

18. just tell me to stop

;)

[Huckebein the Raven]

25. Go faster

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

28. sick and wrong, isn't it?

:evilgrin:

[Huckebein the Raven]

38. And yet irresistable

:P

[progmom]

46. really? how cool is that?

[Huckebein the Raven]

53. Yeah, I surprised myself

[progmom]

57. i've never been good at poker

[Huckebein the Raven]

60. Navigating the corkscrew at Laguna Seca can be tricky

[progmom]

61. seriously...groove, mojo, whatever you've got

[Huckebein the Raven]

71. Want me to give him a serious talking to ?

[progmom]

75. oh - that must be so frustrating

[Huckebein the Raven]

87. Oh the stories I could tell

[Worst Username Ever]

89. Cuz god knows I've never given a woman dinner and then had sex.

[progmom]

106. you did do it to me

[Huckebein the Raven]

154. Been there, done that

:evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

47. It is really, really great on-line.

[Huckebein the Raven]

55. When isn't it ?

[progmom]

67. kick because i really liked your post.

[Huckebein the Raven]

74. happens to us all

[progmom]

77. oh - so now you're trying to make me feel bad!

[Worst Username Ever]

Gasoline

[progmom]

that's the fate of my husband as well

[Huckebein the Raven]

85. Nonsense. Happened to me once

[Worst Username Ever]

97. So did Rob from Milli Vanilli

[Huckebein the Raven]

111. I know who you are talking about

[progmom]

147. John - I would love to

[Huckebein the Raven]

162. We'll see

[progmom]

56. is that haiku?

[Worst Username Ever]

92. No doubt. Cuz schizo's have , like, really bad breath. And BO.

[progmom]

So are they able to help him?

[MrScorpio]

30. Where would your pussy kill to be touched?

[Worst Username Ever]

32. A male camel toe is called a moose knuckle n/t

[progmom]

34. I worship the Beastman. Most intensely.

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

39. It's like this, If I trust you, you're damn near perfect

[progmom]

42. i am most certainly riff rafff

[MrScorpio]

51. What you got in trade?

[progmom]

58. are you also a fan of Mr Roach?

[MrScorpio]

62. The word "love" doesn't even come close to how I feel about redheads

[progmom]

65. no no no! it's all about ME!

[MrScorpio]

69. You want to go in the back and discuss this further?

[progmom]

72. pancakes. mmmmmmmm... pancakes

[MrScorpio]

76. good, as long as you're not pimping yourself on date sites

[progmom]

79. yvr girl is single

[MrScorpio]

83. Begging?

[progmom]

88. well her groove is particularly groovy

[MrScorpio]

98. spanking is only for adults

[progmom]

108. will you check in with us tonight?

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

113. Mmm, Let me take in your fragrant aroma

[progmom]

116. you don't want to commit?

[MrScorpio]

120. I feel like popping some popcorn

[progmom]

128. Well that made me cry.

[MrScorpio]

I've got some sugar for you, Honey Bunny

[progmom]

155. can you try looking down too?

[MrScorpio]

168. The connection is fine

[Worst Username Ever]

40. I saw a 2nd grader with a tank top that had a large cherry printed on it.

[progmom]

63. what else have you found that you like?

:rofl:

[progmom]

41. Oh my - i think you're on to something there

[MrScorpio]

44. Here is mine

[progmom]

49. do you loathe me now?

[Worst Username Ever]

45. I have noticed no side effects.

[progmom]

50. i second that opinion

[In_The_Wind]

3. *patting you on the head while saying "you're a good girl"*

[progmom]

6. might try running a vaporizer too

[In_The_Wind]

11. good suggestion

But I don't think it would help MissHoneychurch too much :rofl:

[progmom]

14. gotta agree with you there

:thumbsup:

[Worst Username Ever]

20. All I can think of is littering

[progmom]

23. I remember that night!

[Worst Username Ever]

35. I can think of another, but it would get this thread locked.

[progmom]

59. Did what?

[yvr girl]

4. A nun's gotta have some fun

[progmom]

7. peter pan doesn't like hot linking

[Worst Username Ever]

36. I guess to me it was the gang-banging set that I felt this was aimed at.

[progmom]

66. well then blow your nose

[Burma Jones]

5. Sounds like an "Elvis" Breakfast..................

[progmom]

8. at a certain point, sometimes that is the only option

[Zuni]

9. I never knew you could do that to a duck, legally speaking

[progmom]

10. Endless Love Up The Ying Yang

[Zuni]

13. I think the media is biased against serial killers

[progmom]

15. maybe we can enlist MrsMatcom?

[Worst Username Ever]

22. They will likely go to community colleges, I would imagine.

[progmom]

27. news to *almost* everyone, i imagine

[Worst Username Ever]

48. Is it elitist to call other people elitist?

[progmom]

54. no, but she did give me a wrist band

[Richardo]

68. "What Women Want Up the Ying Yang"

[progmom]

70. It was kind of like stumbling across a game of double-dutch.

[khashka]

12. They drew all manner of things - all things that began with an M.

Khash.

[progmom]

17. i was going to click "spank"

[Worst Username Ever]

19. Actually, I thought my walk to downtown St. Paul was quite pleasant.

[progmom]

21. i am so glad you liked it!!!

:shrug:

[Worst Username Ever]

26. Reagan for President!

[progmom]

33. he's going to make you his tinkerbell

:rofl:

[Richardo]

24. A *death* cookie!

:scared:

[Worst Username Ever]

29. You became invisible to 21 year old women when you turned 28.

[Richardo]

37. I've *always* been pretty invisible to 21-year old women.

More's the pity. :nopity:

[progmom]

64. try lotrimin

:rofl:

[Richardo]

80. Roses, stapler. You two have the perfect marriage.

[progmom]

84. wedding bell blues

[progmom]

31. 5 hail mary's and a jelly donut

[Worst Username Ever]

43. i think it was whoisalhedges. he never responded.

[progmom]

52. you're telling me. fucking bullshit

[northzax]

73. ahh, underpants, the official face of chlamydia

[progmom]

82. you should see her in person

[northzax]

86. PS: I am gay.

[progmom]

93. When I smell cigars, I remember my great-grandfather.

[northzax]

100. Russkie, baby

[progmom]

130. when i was in Rome with my best friend

[northzax]

148. da na na...the messiah you have chosen is not the correct one

[progmom]

152. You're taking too narrow a view.

[northzax]

159. what is it with you people?

[progmom]

165. my three, your three

[ScreamingMeemie]

78. Well, I hear there's this act in Vegas with tigers or some such thing

[progmom]

81. what kind of mole?

[ScreamingMeemie]

90. Okay....so tell us....you're really Simon...or Randy...or

[progmom]

96. you have me confused with a poster from texas

[ScreamingMeemie]

109. A modern day backwoods version of Romeo and Juliet...

[progmom]

118. well that and the whole thing with the couches

[ScreamingMeemie]

138. And now comes the part when I suggest a visit to the optometrist for

[progmom]

140. really? when?

[ScreamingMeemie]

169. You owe me five bucks...

[Worst Username Ever]

91. Unfaithful got pretty hot.

[northzax]

94. yeah, but it also bears a remarkable resemblance

[progmom]

103. You mean like a Zomby?

[northzax]

107. yeah, but those jowls

[progmom]

121. she exhibited symptoms of none of the above

[northzax]

125. eh, at least take your pennecillin first

[ScreamingMeemie]

104. It's the first time I've done this. I'm in a tizzy almost.

[progmom]

112. the story was the same for me - i fell in love with DU that night

[ScreamingMeemie]

132. Hope things are going good!!!!

[progmom]

135. MrsGrumpy! What kind of perfume do you wear?

[ScreamingMeemie]

145. Details

[progmom]

166. Why do I have PMS?

[ScreamingMeemie]

179. And back at you...

[kick-ass-bob]

114. We had ours in a castle.

[ScreamingMeemie]

129. Whoops! Wrong spot!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

141. Oh my gay stars!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

150. I just heard about this yesterday on the radio.

[kick-ass-bob]

156. Ha! I see your Bag Balm and raise you some Udder Cream!

[ScreamingMeemie]

158. Now, if they would only admit they made a mistake

[progmom]

161. today? parmesan reggiano.

[kick-ass-bob]

174. OK I tried that. But it is still backed up.

[ScreamingMeemie]

176. You were thinking you were stylin'! Just like me!

[kick-ass-bob]

95. I don't see any holes in the carpet here.

[progmom]

99. thanks Bob

[northzax]

101. because I've been to Central Ohio

[kick-ass-bob]

105. NAY! Just hold it in till you get home! Heathens.

[northzax]

110. She may have business in the British Open

[kick-ass-bob]

117. Dammit! I just noticed that my shirt smells like cat litter.

[northzax]

122. leave the back door unlocked

[kick-ass-bob]

124. isn't that making a large assumption about Person A?

[northzax]

127. actually, knowing that they won't be 'cured' is the first step

[progmom]

131. sure - however you want to look at it

[northzax]

136. the bartender says "you've got a steering wheel down your pants"

[progmom]

139. i wrote the memo

[northzax]

146. ok, but you don't have any privacy

[progmom]

149. NSMA knows what she's talking about.

[northzax]

153. true, but on the other hand

[progmom]

160. i didn't have to tell her lies

[northzax]

170. see, what you all don't understand

[kick-ass-bob]

163. find a good hacker.

[northzax]

173. Re: know any pr whiz who needs a job

[kick-ass-bob]

180. YEA!! Your underpants are back!!!

[kick-ass-bob]

134. This was especially for Dolphins fans

[northzax]

142. Dirk Pitt, Paging Dirk Pitt

[progmom]

123. I dated the guy who talked about his mom constantly too

[kick-ass-bob]

126. Bacon biscuit and Mtn. Dew.

[progmom]

144. oh. you had me until you said:

[kick-ass-bob]

102. You are the square root of the hypotenuse.

[progmom]

115. Well if you feel that way, perhaps you should post more.

[kick-ass-bob]

119. I am a sexy mutha.

[progmom]

133. African Queen Up The Ying Yang

[kick-ass-bob]

137. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Up the Ying Yang.

[progmom]

143. weird DU week, but "real life" is just fine!

[kick-ass-bob]

151. Monkeys ate my brother?

[progmom]

157. Drama indeed

[kick-ass-bob]

167. former college roommates lived off of dog biscuits and peanut butter.

[progmom]

175. this saturday at noon

[kick-ass-bob]

177. I COULD start a thread about it....

[Rabrrrrrr]

164. Or you could have said, "Too bad he didn't need life support -

[progmom]

172. We definitely share a fondness for Bu.

[kick-ass-bob]

181. You are all onionaphobes!

[Rabrrrrrr]

171. Well, time will tell. We'll see if Phelps, or Sweden, dies first.

[kick-ass-bob]

178. PM me after he PMs you after...

[KitchenWitch]

182. Alligator on a stick

LOL