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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-09-05 07:51 PM
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One solution for the rising costs of health-care

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awoke to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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yorkiemommie1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-09-05 07:52 PM
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1. they just raised my insurance premium by 65.00
thanks for a laugh
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-09-05 08:13 PM
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2. I hope the laugh helped off-set some of the premium hike
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