I AM THE OFFICIAL BI WOMAN OF THE LOUNGE!

[elshiva]

:)

[sundog]

1. really? you have any inspiring words to offer?

[elshiva]

4. Yes. Masturbation is cheaper than golf.

[sundog]

6. true... and more inspiring

:P

[wtmusic]

7. Takes a lot less time too

...usually

[salib]

8. Yeah, I know, but...

Golf is most fun out of doors. Masturbation, expecially in daylight, is generally only allowed indoors.

[elshiva]

9. Well if you find a secluded spot it could be outdoors, too.

[salib]

10. Never worked for me.

Only at night.

[elshiva]

12. I used to live in the country in the middle of nowhere so it worked for me

[salib]

15. Suburban kid, myself.

Self conscious too. Missed out, I guess.

Still, I can try.

[elshiva]

17. Try one day when you think you are in an absolutely secluded spot.

It's fun. ;)

[salib]

22. Sounds good.

Is it OK if it makes me think of this?

[elshiva]

23. Think of what, hon? Masturbation is cool.

[ltfranklin]

26. Absolutely...

If Tom Delay had masturbated instead of playing golf, he'd be in a lot less trouble right now! Well, at least different trouble!

[elshiva]

27. That is so true also, remember...

"Everyone knows Dan would rather play golf than have sex."--Marilyn Quayle on her husband. Somethings wrong with the golf fetish...

[JimmyJazz]

2. Much better!

See.

Now look out for sundog - I think he really wanted that title, too.

[Jara sang]

3. Now you are.

I don't know why you even asked the first time. Just take the cup.:hi:

[elshiva]

5. Thank you! Sweety!

[SarahB]

11. Doing an excellent job at your duties so far!

:D

[elshiva]

13. What are my duties, ma'am?

I am reporting...

[SarahB]

14. THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2408503

I mean, come on, what else would they be?

[elshiva]

16. Besides all the "fun," what other duties? Flirting with everybody?

I already do that. Reporting for duty, angel drawers.

[SarahB]

18. Angel drawers?

I like that. O8)

[elshiva]

19. Thank you! I heard it on Monty Python...

John Cleese flirting with Graham Chapman and he put his hand on his knee...those two would have made a cute couple, eh?

[SarahB]

20. I'd watch 'em.

:D

I've seen enough of MP that I should have known too. :think:

[elshiva]

21. Well, Chapman was really gay, but Cleese is not.

It's sad Chapman is not with us he was a genius and a very handsome man.

[SarahB]

24. He was.

Cleese though was the hottest. Well to me anyway.

Damn strait dudes and all their manliness stuff keep beckoning me back. :evilfrown:

[elshiva]

25. I had a big crush on Michael Palin, but there is something to

be said for Cleese esp. during Monty Python :loveya:

It's silly, but I think Kerry and Cleese looked a lot alike in the seventies. Check out my sig picture. I heard a clip of Kerry talking back then and he sounded British!!