The Spare Tire of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

W is saying: Yeah, my love handles seem to be getting bigger (laughter) and bigger (laughter) ... no, it's not a beer belly (laughter) ... if we say I'm running everyday, you better believe it ... we're running this country, too ... so, get your handbasket and your breadbasket and grab your knees (laughter) ... we tell the truth here and sometimes there ... no, really, you folks will feel a lot better after we get more genetically modified or GM food on the table, maybe even on the family ... I always thought GM just made trucks and cars ... who knows? future generations may need an extra arm and/or leg ... we need lesser regulation of what goes into your diet ... you going to allow some liberal types tell you what's good for your diet? ... ConAgra and Monsanto are who to trust ... and, the more regulation we put on these upstanding corporate citizens, with rights just like you an me 'cept they're not held accountable ... the more you eat and less healthier you are ... you won't hear that from the birkenstock crowd and vegans and such ... to help motivate you ... although it's way too late for you older out of shape folks ... we're taking care of healthcare, too ... it's sort of a gotcha anyway you look at it ... and, we're taking care of liability suits to fix those trial lawyers who distract from what you eat and take food from the table ... so , come on America ... it's survival of the richest ... so, let's 'roll' (laughter) ...

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/07/20030718-6.html

[Astarho]

1. Can somebody please explain this to me?

nt

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Trans fatty acids? Bring 'em on!

[maxanne]

3. If you men donate

$100,000 to my campaign, your dick will grow! Seriously - it will be this big!! The little woman will be ecstatic!

[CarlBallard]

4. But what's the logo doing to his head?

[alfredo]

5. This morning I

laid a log this long.

[myomy]

6. I’m just like you, a regular hard working Muricun

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