My SO puts the toilet seat down

[dolo amber]

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

1. whoisalhedges anyway!

:)

[swag]

2. He only does that for the $2000 tax credit.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. It's good Feng Shui. The chi won't run down the drain...

:woowoo:

[dolo amber]

4. Omg, dude

That's exactly what my holistic accupuncturist hexagonal water guru told me on our last *feeling earth* retreat...spooky. :shock:

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. As he shot coffee up your ass?

Oops...different retreat. :evilgrin:

[johnnie]

5. I do that too

And I live alone.
:loveya:Me

[dolo amber]

12. Whoa

:o

That makes you like the best. dude. EVER. :D

[johnnie]

13. Well...Duh

My mom thinks I am too:)

[Droopy]

17. LOL!

[neuvocat]

6. I'm going to use that in a personals ad.

"Ladies, look no further: I put the toilet seat down when I'm done using it."

[Lone_Star_Dem]

19. You'd be surprised what a selling point that can be!

I doubt there's a female over the age of 25 who's not went for a late night swim. It can be quite a shocking experience. x(

[yvr girl]

22. I never have

But I don't need to pee in the middle of the night.

[Floogeldy]

8. When are you going to start putting it up for him?

S-E-L-F-I-S-H.

[Elidor]

9. Christ, I knew you were easy, but I never guessed

:P

And here I thought you only required a monkey-ugly, half-assed techno artist to float your boat.

[dolo amber]

11. Er...which one?

Techno artists are not known for their dashing good looks...like they say, most of them have faces just *made* for radio... :D

;)

And you have NO idea how easy I am. :P

[GOPisEvil]

10. Was that a whip I heard in the background?

;)

[dolo amber]

14. Man, you HEARD that??

:o

*Note to self...get quieter whip. x(*

[GOPisEvil]

21. Stupid sound barrier!

x(

[yvr girl]

23. Check your pm

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. There's 1 male and 3 females in the house.

Majority rules.

Of COURSE I put the toilet seat down. :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

16. I'd marry him if I were you.

Toilet Seat Putter Downers are really hard to find.

[Mutley]

18. So does mine!

I've trained him well!

[Thor_MN]

20. You mean like "You worthless hunk of plastic, all you can look forward to

is a lifetime of butts in your face!!!"???

I mean, how hard is it to insult an inanimate object?

[SOteric]

24. Ut oh.

What's he want? Has he broken something you cherish? Where's the dog?

[swag]

25. Who swabs up the piss stains on the floor around the toilet?

[Hand]

26. My best seduction move was to wash the dishes

It's true! An old girlfriend once told me that it turned her on completely! :rofl: