What's the first thing you'll do once all the assholes are raptured?

[Ian David]

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Hump anything with a pulse.

[tk2kewl]

2. Correction: Catholics do not believe in the Rapture.

[Robeson]

16. tk2kewl. I'm not religious, so this thread has no bearing for me...

...but, just wanted to say, love your avatar....:thumbsup:

[tk2kewl]

32. thanks.

I was born catholic but don't really give a crap about religion. But there are still a lot of catholics who haven't gone off the deep end, so i don't like to see them lumped in with the fundie cult.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Take their shit...

...and say "Thank you, Gawd!"

:D

[Shoeempress]

4. Realize how much nicer people are to each other now that the

A**holes are gone.

[Richard Steele]

5. All-Hummer "Demolition Derby" in the Wal-Mart parking lot!

Y'all are invited! Bring alcohol; it's gonna be a LOOONG day!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. I'm with you!

This sounds like an activity that I could really get behind!

:yourock:

[madrchsod]

6. spazz dance and sing

free at last! free at last! thank god almighty , we are free at last!!

[Nite Owl]

7. I alsways wanted one of these

Don't care what color. Maybe someone of them will leave the keys. Never would buy one but heck if it's going to be just sittin around...

[kcwayne]

8. Sell their porn collection and retire happy

[kedrys]

9. Other: drink all their booze

and smoke all their dope.

Those fiends can always afford the really good stuff. :P

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Cry because my hubby is one of them. (But to be honest, I believe

that the enlightened people will move on.. which might mean that _he_ gets left behind if I am considered enlightened enough. :( )

[aden_nak]

11. Laugh at them, 'cause they're not going ANYWHERE.

[mcscajun]

12. Find a nearby newly-abandoned church and put a land claim on it.

We'll be needing lots of new farmland when Peak Oil hits. :)

[KG]

13. choose a nice pick-up truck,

[Sanity Claws]

14. Pinch them

to show them it's not real.
There is no rapture, silly.

[thecai]

15. Other

Because it won't be "the assholes" that are raptured. They'll all be left behind. Have fun!

[hfojvt]

18. help myself to your DVDs and liquor

you did say ALL, didn't you?

[Ian David]

21. Ooh, good one! hfojvt draws blood!

:P

[Seabiscuit]

19. Free all their bondage sex slaves.

[NMMNG]

20. Move into one of them giant

Mega houses and make myself at home. A master bedroom, guest bedroom, library, exercise room, whatever room, etc.

Just kidding...I don't believe in all that garbage. It's nice to imagine them gone though ;-)

[Ian David]

22. I don't believe in it either. But we can dream, can't we? n/t

[LynneSin]

23. Not that I'm some big pro-catholic, but they don't believe in rapture

so I find it a little insultive that we would use their church while they are still occupying it!

[Bok_Tukalo]

24. The most unbelievable part of the Rapture is that God WANTS these guys

<ope>

[Dervill Crow]

25. Laugh at the repuglican christians who didn't make the cut.

"Ha ha, you thought you were the GOOD guys!"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

26. The Christian Broadcasting Network?

24-hour a day gay porn network. I'm not even gay and I'd watch just for the thrilling irony of it all.

[bertha katzenengel]

27. Don't call my brother-in-law an asshole.

However, the monicker fits my dad.

[DS1]

28. Install myself as the Anti-Christ, Rabrrrrrr will be my Consiglieri

WilliamPitt will be my official scribe and spokesperson, matcom will run the Global League of Bars, Clubs, and Resorts. I've got a special billit for someone else, too :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Sounds good. Of course, I will try to assassinate you every chance I have

but that's all part of the game, ain't it?

[leftofthedial]

30. serial car shopping

[nytemare]

31. Ohhh, I thought you said "assholes were RUPTURED"

And I was thinking, well, they already have ruptured!

[LeftyMom]

33. Pry the jebus fish off my new free minivan nt

[RedCloud]

34. Play "Hope we don't get fooled again" for them!

One of the counterrevolutionary song messages that actually may have found some meaning.

But just imagine if they are right. They have to kiss up to some creator for all eternity. I say they are not good enough to do that without screwing up real soon.

More likely, some space aliens will have them working like slaves and enjoying it to boot!