How Much Porn Do You Personally Possess?

[THUNDER HANDS]

I'm not your mother, so don't feel shy about admitting it.

:)

[terrya]

1. Some, not a lot. n/t

[La_Serpiente]

2. I only have like

one small video of gay porn on my computer.

[Racenut20]

3. U who are asking the question???

Your name would be Ashcroft?????????

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. no sir

Magic Rat's the name, porn's the game.

:)

[MissMillie]

4. Missing an option....??????

How about "NONE"?

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. My vote here.

:)

[Maddy McCall]

23. None here either.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. I find that hard to believe

Everyone has porn...everyone.

[bif]

8. Not everyone

Ask my wife. (But I make up for her.)

[NicoleM]

10. I don't.

Maybe you should change that to "every man."

[GumboYaYa]

13. Hey, be careful there.

I don't have any either and I'm a man. I'm very much pro-sex, but Porn has always seemed like a waste of time to me. Plus, it is a horrendously bad industry to be supporting.

[MissMillie]

17. sums it up for me! (n/t)

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[NicoleM]

29. Actually

I know "every man" isn't true because my husband doesn't have any porn, either. But I didn't think anybody would believe me if I said that. :)

[MissMillie]

11. None, AT ALL

And I don't understand why that is so hard to believe.

[youngred]

35. I vote none too

and I'm a 20 year old male

[Capn Sunshine]

41. Dude, None here either

However; prior to meeting my wife and having kids, i had a TON. I have clients in the biz, from producers to actors to duplicators to warehoue owners.

Just one day, didn't need to have it around anymore.

[LTR]

9. I've got so much porn...

Larry Flynt himself said to me, "damn, you've got a lot of porn".

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. i got so much porn

that when my girlfriend was so angry about me having so much porn, and she threw it out on the lawn, it could be seen from space.

[Brucey]

14. Me?

None.

[Padraig18]

15. Well,...

... when my b/f and I were moving into this apt. together, he was helping load my boxes into the U-Haul; spying five large banker's boxes, he asked, "What's in there?", and I said "My porn videotapes". He said, "Wow-- you have a lot of porn!" to which I replied "My magazines are in that big steamer trunk over there.". :evilgrin:

[La_Serpiente]

16. lolololololol

THAT'S A LOT OF PORN.

[Padraig18]

20. There are advantages to being a news dealer.

I get most of mine 'at cost', and most of you would be horrified to discover how low that really is! I get most full-length vids at or below $20 each, while they retail between $40-80.

[jonnyblitz]

27. I think the videos are hysterical!

I am also gay and have seen TONS of em (gay porn mostly but straight porn too ). they always make me laugh more than anything else for some reason, I don't know why. :hi:

If someone is trying to get me in the mood and they put a porn vid in I will end up critiquing and making fun of it...

[Padraig18]

36. Some are hilarious!

No wonder the most common online lie about 'size' is "I've got 9"--- they never see anyone in a vid who DOESN'T! :P

[jonnyblitz]

38. yep. aol inches.

O8)

[Rashind]

19. Sigh...

If only women could be more like gay men! :eyes:

I overgeneralize, though. My last girlfriend really liked porn. I dunno about the current one, yet. Don't really want to have that fight yet, if not. :hurts:

[Loonman]

18. Women typically don't own visual porn

Guys do, it's part of our lifestyle.

Show me one guy who hasn't idly flipped through a nudie or girlie mag at least once in his life, and I'll show you a liar.

Women seem to prefer erotic literature as opposed to pictures.

[THUNDER HANDS]

21. erotic literiture is porn

That counts too, even though I might not have thought of it when I made this poll.

[Loonman]

24. I didn't say it wasn't

n/t

[booksenkatz]

22. I love videos

In fact, I don't like any of the videos we women are supposed to like, the stuff 'created by women, for women.' No, I like the really nasty stuff that cuts to the chase, without all the pathetic scenarios and costumes and poor acting. I like my skin flicks with lotsa skin.

Tee hee.

[WoodrowFan]

25. it's not porn

it's erotica!

[LynneSin]

26. You forgot "I have no porn"

For those of us who have none - like me

[salmonhorse]

28. Z-roe ~

But then Pixie says, "We don't have porn we are porn..."

:shrug:

[ps1074]

30. I operate a large network of online porn sites

Yep, it's 100% true :bounce:

[jonnyblitz]

31. how's business?

:hi:

[ps1074]

32. business is good, thanks for asking

:hi:

are you in the adult entertainment business too?

[jonnyblitz]

42. nope but many of my friends were. Lost touch with them.

particularly when I lived in CA. Many acquaintences in the "escort" business and new a few porn people. Nobody involved with internet porn sites at the time though. This was a few years back.

[maxanne]

33. No porn here

and I don't date guys who are porn afficiados.

[kodi]

34. its not porn, its socially redeeming educational material

at least that's what i tell my parole officer and psychiatrist.

[alwynsw]

37. None

If I can't touch it, I don't wanna look at it. I like touching...

[Aristus]

39. Not a bit. Nothing. Nada. Zip.

My wife would kill me. I couldn't just hide it, either. If she found it, she'd kill me for having it, then kill me again for hiding it from her.

[bif]

40. Pantloads of the stuff.

n/t

[Dookus]

43. I have a lot of vids...

but I only buy 'em for the music.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Loonman]

44. Tom Lehrer

I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that I suppose. It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It's called...

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt-le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil-thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away

[Ratty]

45. Tons and tons

I have hundreds of magazines, hundreds of videos and hundreds of megabytes of jpegs (Hey, I'm in my 40's. I've had a lot of time to collect). I'd really love to donate or sell the magazines and videos as 99.9% of them I have absolutely no interest in anymore. My jpegs are probably what I "use" most nowdays.

[short bus president]

46. lots o' pr0n

magazines, videotapes, gigabytes of videos on the hidden partition. Even sent some obscure wacky German porn to a lucky (anonymous) DUer once, and accidentally sent explicit pictures to my girlfriend's mom once.

Me likey the pr0n. Sue me.

[geniph]

47. You left books off your list

...and I have quite a library. You also didn't mention underground comics, of which I have a sizeable collection of classics.