I HATE KIDS!!!

[rene moon]

Now that I am the office "child-hater", what should I do to keep that label alive?

Run over little kids everyday?
Call the cops on them?

Oh, the fun I will have....






P.S. I really dont hate kids---just going off on my current situation.

[GOPisEvil]

1. "You kids get the hell off-a my lawn!!!"

Practice saying it in a curmudgeonly manner.

[sasquatch]

2. Become a catholic preist

[CottonBear]

3. Get a sign that says "Pets Welcome. Children Must Be Leashed."

My goddaughter (a huge animal lover) gave me that sign! LOL!

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Eat a few!

[Shoeempress]

5. Next babyshower, Give a roasting pan.

[swimmernsecretsea]

6. Yay! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! eom

[Neoma]

7. You were one once.

[evlbstrd]

8. Thank god it's curable.

[rene moon]

10. Yeah, so what?

If I had dime for everytime I heard this, I would be rich by now.

[Neoma]

11. Sooo...

Your ageist then? :o

[rene moon]

12. why dont you try reading the other thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3341260

I am not ageist---my co-worker is being a tool.

Again, never said I hate kids---I dont at all. And if I or somebody else did, why do people get so riled about that?

If they are not hurting anybody, just leave them alone.

[Neoma]

14. Oh alright.

[Elidor]

15. Yeah, and adults hated me.

I realize that now. I was a drag. No fun at parties. No smoking, drinking, cussing. No mature television. No racy jokes. No sex. No drugs. "We must be Wholesome while Junior is here." They even had to make sure I didn't drink the drain cleaner from under the sink because I was just that fucking stupid. Hell, I don't blame them, I'd have told me to get lost, too.

[Robb]

9. T-shirts

[wtmusic]

13. Eh, you don't know what your missin'

I'm sending mine over right now to "play" at your place :D

[rene moon]

16. NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I might be mean to them---you wouldnt want that!!!!

[wtmusic]

18. Don't worry, you'll be fine

One has a Big Wheel--he can just ride back and forth in your kitchen. The other one (our precious little angel) gets *anything* she wants. Got it?

I'll pick them up on Monday! Thanks SOOO much!

[Sean Reynolds]

17. Feed 'em to the dogs!

[China_cat]

20. Feed 'em to the dogs?

I like my dogs more than that.

[name not needed]

26. Nah. Too gassy.

Ever smell dog farts? :puke:

[China_cat]

19. Mount a campaign for a "no child"

section of your favorite restaurant. They have no smoking sections, why not no kids? Do the same for your movie theater.

Or find the ad that features a kid in a store having a tantrum over candy. Really foul obnoxious kid. The ad is for condoms. Play it at full volume.

Set up a dartboard. Rotate the cutest kid pics you can find for targets.

That should send her blood pressure into stroke range.

[mr_hat]

21. Set an example >

Off yourself.

[rene moon]

22. arent you nice...........

n/t

[name not needed]

24. You don't happen to follow your own advice, do you?

[kedrys]

23. Hang 'em by their toes in the walk-in freezer

A friend of mine used to say that all the time, until she had one of her own. I have no kids, nor any plans to have kids, so it still sounds like a good idea to me. :P

[VOX]

25. W.C. Fields: "I like children--if they're properly cooked."

:evilgrin: