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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 11:14 PM
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Bush and the Bible Bangers at the Protest
I thought you would all enjoy this

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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 11:28 PM
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1. "Bush" is bigger then "Jesus"
And he's got Jesus under a bomb. This guy is warped.

Hey, I like Bush's shorts though. Thanks for posting. The fretards counter protest was pathetic and sad.

"It's not over 'till Arnold gropes the fat lady" —Bill Press, on MSNBC

http://www.recallarnoldwatch.org
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 11:38 PM
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2. "Hi, my name is Jesus, and I am the son of God."
"You know, it seems like just 2 millenia ago that I was strung up and nailed to a cross so that I could save humanity. But over the years, after many deep conversations with my father, I can come to you, my American brothers, and say that in 2004, I shall cast my vote unto George Walker Bush. Now, some of you Bible-thumping Christian liberals want to bring up how I said this or that about turning the other cheek or this or that about nonviolence or alms for the poor or tolerance. Well, as I have watched over the human race, I have come to the conclusion that the only way to convince anyone of anything is a healthy dose of wrath. In the form of PATRIOT missiles and Depleted-Uranium ammunition. Yes, there is nothing that convinces a turban wearing Mohammedian that J.C. is the way to go than a barrage of cluster bombs. That's why I have decided to endorse George Walker Bush. He knows how to get things done.

Support President Bush and our troops!

Trust me! I'm Jesus!"

PAID FOR BY THE J. CHRIST CORPORATION, ISRAEL.

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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 12:25 AM
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5. OMG!! THAT IS WONDERFUL!! Can we make that into a skit???
I GOTTA get a theatre buddy of mine to work with me to do an act like that!! Do you mind if I copy the text???:D:D:D:D

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pasadenaboy Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 11:58 PM
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3. I can't stop laughing
I'm a Christian, and that is so ridiculous it is funny. Anything to get my mind off the fires!
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Dr Fate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 12:03 AM
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4. At 1st glance, I thought the signs were an attempt at subtle irony
...you know, to get people to see the whole hypocrisy of Bush as Christian...but these guys are SERIOUS!!!

Fortunatley, most moderate Christians would be pretty uncomfortable with a sign that has Jesus "endorsing" weapons and politicians...
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