Rabrrrrrr
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Tue May-31-05 09:14 PM
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Please be advised that JimmyJazz is in great need of repair |
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Her port side thrusters are out, one of her nacelles is serverely punctured, deflectors are down to zero, life support is running only critical systems, sensors are out, phasers are at half. She has only two photons, none with guidance left, and the only on-board officer left is a critically injured yeoman.
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Tue May-31-05 09:16 PM
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1. She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy. |
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Edited on Tue May-31-05 09:17 PM by Mrs_Beastman
She made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
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PS- I'll save you the trouble, JJ... :spank:
OOPS! Posted as Mrs. B again! Oh well...
BTBM
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Tue May-31-05 09:27 PM
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8. he did not say Jimmyjazz should haul garbage |
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he said she should be hauled away as garbage. And that's when I hit him. Plus I think you are talking about the Millenium Falcon, rather than the Enterprise. I applaud your knowledge of the Kessel run, but it has been known for light years that the parsec, short for parallax second, is a measure of DISTANCE equal to 3.26 light years. I now feel the need for evasive maneuvers. :hide:
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JimmyJazz
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Tue May-31-05 09:17 PM
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2. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physician! |
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Tue May-31-05 09:17 PM
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3. Get used to make lots of left turns |
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Edited on Tue May-31-05 09:18 PM by DS1
plug up the nacelle with a bedsheet, play rock paper scissor to see who gets to shoot the last two photons and when, and the yeoman never makes it.
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Tue May-31-05 09:17 PM
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4. initiate self destruct sequence |
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she sounds obsolete anyway. I always ask myself "what would Kirk do?"
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Tue May-31-05 09:19 PM
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5. Yeah, maybe it's time for a total redesign, and mothball the one we have |
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Edited on Tue May-31-05 09:19 PM by Rabrrrrrr
or cut it down for parts or scrap, or something.
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hfojvt
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Tue May-31-05 09:31 PM
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9. the newer models have hyper-warp |
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and holodecks :D but you should never forget a first love, even if you could. We can rebuild her, we have the technology, and a miracle worker.
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Tue May-31-05 09:51 PM
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10. and better communications systems! |
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But aye, as you say, there are many women but you never love another the way you loved the first one.
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Tue May-31-05 09:20 PM
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6. Nuh uh! She posted a few minutes ago and all systems were fine. |
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Tue May-31-05 09:22 PM
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7. That was the emergency back-up AI system |
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Tue May-31-05 10:04 PM
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11. Activate the Romulan cloaking device. |
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Tue May-31-05 10:22 PM
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12. cloaking device is down due to gastro-intestinal, I mean, "power coupling" |
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Tue May-31-05 10:24 PM
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13. And a Klingon Warbird decloaked dead ahead |
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Tue May-31-05 10:28 PM
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14. Someone left a donut in her dilithium chamber |
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All hell broke loose when she tried to go to warp speed.
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Tue May-31-05 10:44 PM
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15. That damn Scotty! Leaving donuts and deep fried cheese sticks |
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fuckin' everywhere. Not to mention the Big Mac sauce on every fucking control knob in Engineering.
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