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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 12:40 AM
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does anyone here know anything about feline copulation?
I'm just asking is all.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 12:42 AM
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1. It is noisy.
and sounds like a fight.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:02 AM
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8. wow! just like my ex.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 12:43 AM
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2. It happens a lot
Until the female is spayed...It results in kittens.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:03 AM
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10. so that's where they all came from
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 12:43 AM
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3. i think thats
where kittens come from :)

:hi:

just sayin'
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:05 AM
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13. we've had a boatload of feral cats for years
one of our neighbors put together a trapping program. We caught them and a local vet did the snippage for a reduced fee.

I know she let some of them back into the neighborhood, but I think several of them were adopted.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 12:45 AM
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4. At least twice a year
Thank goodness it's just that!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 12:50 AM
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5. wow. Just like my ex!
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:00 AM
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6. It's painful for the girl...
Tom's penis is barbed, and when erect the barbs point out and get caught on the sides of the girl's love canal on outward motions.

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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:02 AM
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7. Is that the reason for all the howling?
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:03 AM
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11. I believe so...
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:02 AM
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9. Is the "no sex threads" rule limited to human sex?
Just wondering
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:05 AM
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12. Egad! If true, I was TRICKED into contributing to a sex thread!
Why I oughta....
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:06 AM
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14. I'm so bad.
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:10 AM
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15. Its wrong (perhaps illegal) unless you are another cat.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:38 AM
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16. even for freepers?
the ones who grew up on farms
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 02:16 AM
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17. But what if
you were molested by a male cat? Would that be illegal? It's not as if you were a willing participant. Well, it might be illegal if you started out as unwilling but then started liking it, especially if you are another male. Can't have any cross species homosexuality you know. Maybe it would be okay for a female human to start liking it. It's heterosexual at least even though the species are different. Come to think of it, it might be legal under any circumstances if, at orgasm, you were to yell out, "Oh sweet Jesus!" I guess the Fundies could accept it on those terms. Just my thoughts on the matter, of course. ;-)
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:20 PM
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20. The yelling out "Oh sweet Jesus" part would be complying with Scripture
Psalm 118:26 Blessed is he who comes in the name of the LORD.
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 06:40 PM
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21. Hahahahahaha!
That's great! I love it! :rofl:
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Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:09 PM
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18. Don't get in the middle of it unless they are declawed
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 01:10 PM
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19. Um, yeah. Plenty.
Whattya wanna know? :hi:
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 10:18 PM
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22. One way to spread kitty HIV
and kitty AIDS...
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