Anything random that you want to get off your chest, post here.

[SarahB]

Here's mine:

"I think your glue-on sideburns are the bane of my existence."

:argh:

[benburch]

1. I hate tiny wedges of cheese in tinfoil wrappers. nt

[meegbear]

2. I think flossing is SOOOOO overrated

[LynzM]

3. The girl in the cube next to me....

Is nice in that really fakey-nice, look how cool my house is, let me gripe at my husband on the phone and schedule my hair appointments and discuss what I'm going to plant, etc., etc., annoying way...

[NewJeffCT]

4. Mine

I hate it when people go into the Cash Only Express Line & then insist on paying by check.

I want to grab some business cards from a Literacy Volunteers place & keep them in my wallet for the next time it happens, as it always seems to be when I'm in a hurry.

[northzax]

10. why do literacy volunteer places have cards?

the people who can read them do't really need their services, do they?

[StopTheMorans]

5. all of this cloudy weather makes me want to throw things at random people

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. Me too!

x(

[terrya]

29. Pies? Babies? Puppies?

I can imagine. No, I can't. It's sunny and beautiful here in Chicago. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

6. these damned glue-on nipples

x(

[Juice45]

8. I don't enjoy bills and rent.

A couple months back we were down a roommate and that really hurt.

[Wapsie B]

9. Thank god for coffee.

[Shell Beau]

11. I am super stressing over my

vacation coming up Saturday. Money, money, money. Never enough money. I am self employed so when I don't work, I don't get paid. So being gone for over a week will cost me over $1000.00 plus the money it costs to go on this vacation (over $1,000.00). Plus my friend will be taking care of my dogs. I have never left them this long. 9 whole days. They have a doggie door and they can go in and out as they please, but no mommy or daddy for 9 whole days. Plus I have an aquarium full of fish. I hope my friend does everything right. I appreciate her doing this, but I worry. Vacations are about relaxing not stressing, yet I am STRESSED!!!!!

[Corgigal]

13. Me too

but my vacation starts tomorrow and we pull into NYC on Friday. Also money , money , money. My oldest is watching my doggies, kitties and fishies. It's exciting BUT you're right, it can be stressful. I have to go and get all the luggage together today and make sure we don't forget anything. My stress level will be better tomorrow when it's too late to stress over things, just enjoy.

Money, money, money.

[Shell Beau]

18. Thanks! You enjoy yours too!

I do have some Valium I could take, but I want to save some for the plane flight!

[Corgigal]

28. At least I don't have to worry about a flight

Decided to take Amtrak where we purchased two little sleeper cars. Get on the train around midnight, sleep, wake up and arrive in NYC before 2 pm. I think it's more relaxing then flying but getting two sleepers cost me 400 dollars more then flying.

You should take a train soon before Bush defunds the damn thing.

[Shell Beau]

34. We were considering that.

That was my first option but it cost a good bit more than flying, so, we opted for flying. I hate to fly.

[khashka]

12. Straight boys

shouldn't flirt with gay boys unless they intend to put out. It's just not nice.

Khash.

[GOPisEvil]

14. I know I'm fortunate to be employed, BUT...

...I can feel my soul being sucked out of me here at work. I dread coming into the office most days.

Oh well, it pays the bills at least.

[jswordy]

16. Actually, "it pays the bills, at least" is what 70% of Americans...

...say is the reason they come to work. Work in the U.S. is almost universally stultifying and monotonous. The U.S. workplace also values highly those one-dimensional beings who derive their entier sense of self from it alone, as opposed to more well-rounded (ie, emotionally healthy) people.

I would suggest you pursue a passion on the side, to keep yourself engaged in life. Cuz for 7 out of 10 of us, we will never find that vaunted mythic fulfillment from work.

That's what I do, pursue my passions outside of work. The cash comes from this velvet trap. But on my free time, I am a different person.

[GOPisEvil]

19. That's another issue.

I have a lot of little interests, none of which have developed into a passion. This might be one of the reasons I've been in a funk lately. :)

I am a different guy away from the office though, except the DU posting. :7

[jswordy]

22. If yer different away from the office, yer on the right track.

I only worry about those so wrapped into their work identities they are exactly the same even when they are off! Watch out for those types! Experience is speaking! You know the ones...volunteer for every off-duty company function and etc. LOL. They will rise, but they will do so by stepping on you.

I have my farm, my 1969 Ford Fairlane restoration rod, my '51 GMC five-window pickup, etc. to help keep me sane.

[GOPisEvil]

24. I thought about the car thing.

I could have bought my buddy's '86 Mustang GT and played with it. I just wasn't sure I had the money and talent to do the work correctly (money, mostly).

I drool at your pickup. :)

[jswordy]

27. Keep looking, you'll find your passion and your sanity.

My other passion is lechery, but we'd better not go into that here, I reckon! LOL.

[redqueen]

43. Workers in other countries get more time off...

probably keeps them from being as stressed as we are. Not good for your health, stress...

[SarahB]

44. I have over a week's worth of vacation time...

that I'm not even able to use yet. :(

[GOPisEvil]

49. I can't take any long trips either.

That's my stay in Boston was so short. :(

[jswordy]

15. Progmom is gorgeous!

[flvegan]

17. Here we go...

1. For Pete's sake, pull/move forward for the next person in line.

2. If you can't drive it or park it properly, don't bloody buy it.

3. A debit card isn't that damn hard to use.

4. Popcorn doesn't take 9 minutes to cook in the microwave, idiot.

5. You can't watch a dvd/satellite tv AND drive.

6. Single file line at the register. Stop clumping!!

7. Rack your damn weight plates when you're done with your set.

8. No, I'm not screwing my co-worker, and if I were to, it'd be none of your business.

9. Hey...media. Psst...he lied. There's proof. WAKE UP!!

10. The fact that you still have the W '04 sticker on your bumper proves your stupidity.

Whew! Thanks. I feel soooo much better.

[nightfox02]

54. AMEN!

10. The fact that you still have the W '04 sticker on your bumper proves your stupidity.

I actually drive more cautious when in the presence of any vehicle with a W sticker. I am an numbers man at heart and odds are they will be obnoxious and rude drivers bordering on dangerous...

Odds are also that it will be a big ass SUV....Big suprise huh?

Odds are also that it will have that stupid fish logo..yet another coincidence...

Odds are the driver will be a middle aged white male/female...

damn this is starting to get creepy...

[SOteric]

20. I'm really getting damned tired of

women who deliberately take aim at a dude who's already involved. All is not fair in love or war. Just ask the inmates at Gitmo. Do we have no sense of honour? No sense of our own sisterhood?

[Lannes]

21. That this country is getting more obnoxious every day

At least it is down here.

[Juice45]

23. I also hate allergies.

[Taverner]

25. where do I get glue on sideburns?

and why not grow ones own?

[SarahB]

31. Long, long story.

I think they're being grown however.

The weirdness that is my life never ceases to amaze me sometimes, but I have no idea where one buys them. :shrug:

[swag]

26. I'm crying over spilled latte.

[MissMillie]

30. This stupid hernia is making my life miserable

My hips, thighs and butt are shrinking, but because of this umbilical hernia, nothing fits around my waist! (Oh, and I look fatter than I am!)

[DS1]

32. It's a good fucking thing I don't own a gun

There's would be bloodshed.

[Debbi801]

33. Nothing that wouldn't get the thread locked.

:evilgrin:

Debbi

[Sugar Smack]

35. *sigh* I SERIOUSLY need to get laid.

*sigh*

[SarahB]

36. LOL!

Best. One. Yet. :D

[Sugar Smack]

40. Thank you, sweetie.

I suspect I'm not the only one.

hehe :D

[GOPisEvil]

38. Join the crowd.

:P

[Taverner]

50. Too bad we're on opposite ends of the continent

I could use some aardvarking right now too

[SarahB]

52. aardvarking

Ahhh "the thoughts of you aardvarking"!!! ;)

[Sugar Smack]

53. Damn. See what I'm missing??

;-)

[terrya]

37. Billionaire real estate developers who build huge buildings...

to satisfy their ridiculously large egos must have very tiny sized penises....

[GOPisEvil]

39. WTF is "garden cocktail" attire?

For men, specifically. I thought I'd heard about every type of attire, but this is a new one.

[SarahB]

41. I don't know, but...

I googled "garden cocktail" and got this guy:

[GOPisEvil]

42. A hard hat, huh?

I guess I have to go shopping this weekend. :silly:

[BikeWriter]

45. L. Frank Baum

[redqueen]

46. I just like to argue.

Nothing personal... well, not usually.

[seaglass]

47. I enjoy reading PostSecret but am not interested in discovering

what my own secret is.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

[dajoki]

48. what really gets me is

six people in front of me ,at the CONVENIENCE STORE, all with a long list of numbers for the lottery and only one clerk, when all i want is a pack of freakin' smokes!!

[atomic-fly]

51. flapity jacks

why don't more people eat flapity jacks damn it!
dang atkins losers....