I'm recruiting young people for a life of homosexuality and general

[JimmyJazz]

deviance. Care to join me?

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. I'm not homosexual, but I'm up for the deviant part.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

2. Am I the only one who *got* your threads?

:hi:

Oh - and I've got pictures that prove otherwise :D

[xmas74]

3. I am already a deviant according to my locals.

And sundog and I are on our own personal campaign to ruin the sanctity of marriage. Need any pointers?

[Wapsie B]

10. Cool.

Deviants unite!

[xmas74]

14. Non-nuclear families are deviants around here.

It doesn't take much.

[Wapsie B]

20. Good god.

Sounds like it's Mayberry. You sure you don't live in Branson?

[xmas74]

21. Nope.

But I live next to a military base. And Branson is less than 3 hours from me. Does that count?

[Wapsie B]

26. Yeah that's close enough I guess.

My deepest sympathies. It's hard enough living in a 50/50 region. I don't know if I could handle a total red area.

[xmas74]

32. Not total red.

KC and ST Louis were blue.

[Wapsie B]

35. Yes being close to a large metro area

does have its advantages. One being some semblance of civilization.

[chickenscratching]

4. Please pick me, JJ

I need some deviance right now and some beautiful women would be nice

[cassandra uprising]

7. hey now

:hi:

[chickenscratching]

12. oh! There's ONE!

hey dearheart, how the hells it going??? :hi:

[Lavender Brown]

5. Are you coming to the NYC meetup?

Edit: This is offtopic. Lol.

[JimmyJazz]

24. June 11 - I don't know yet.

I have to see what LynneSin is doing. If you are going to be there, that is extra incentive for me to make the trip :hi:

[cassandra uprising]

6. um hello, did you miss Chavez's thread from yesterday?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3360926&mesg_id=3360926

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

28. I most certainly did NOT miss that thread!

:D - you are most lovely!

[cassandra uprising]

29. two words for you sister

Baby Dike

Those were my glory days indeed.

:hi:

[terrya]

8. If you recruit 20 young people THIS month...

June being Gay Pride Month...

JJ, a brand new DVD player is yours. Forget the toasters. We're handing out electronics in June. :-)

[JimmyJazz]

11. Electronics! You have my attention!

:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

18. Wait!

20 men-that's all? Heck, I have three exboyfriends who came out right after dating me. 20 dates in one month would be nothing. I bet I can go 30, just for you.
The dvd player will me mine!

[terrya]

25. Well, you know...it's pretty competitive in June.

20 guys is quite a bit. :-)

[xmas74]

31. But you'll give me something good

if I go above and beyond, right?
If I get desperate enough I'll show them my csection scar. That should send a few more to your camp!

[undeterred]

9. Is there a registration fee or anything?

I'd need it waived, as I'm unemployed right now. :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

16. No - but there is a camping trip scheduled and a little role playing

activity. I get to be the scout master and everyone else gets to be the cub scouts!

[jswordy]

13. Too late on the homo part, I'm not. I'm in for the deviance, tho.

I'll bring the whips and chains. LOL.

[Wapsie B]

15. Sure. Someone has to keep the movement alive.

[LynzM]

17. Can we change it to...

Bi and only a little bit deviant? If so, count me in!

[khashka]

19. How much is this gonna cost Jimmy?

Because I'm really great at both homosexuality and deviance. But I'll sign up for the advanced course if the price is right. Do I get a certificate at the end?


Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

30. Sure, Honey. I'll have this one completed for you:

[sundog]

22. it's a tough job, but someone has to do it...

i'm too busy pushing the gay agenda down people's throats, so you'll have to take up some of the slack :P

[jandrok]

23. Can I get in with some decadence and immorality?

I've got tons of that laying around. I'd really like to join the movement.

[JimmyJazz]

34. I suppose. Do you watch porn or subscribe to any racy magazines?

Anything else that might corrupt family values? :shrug:

[jandrok]

40. Oh, absolutely!

I am a VERY corrupting influence.

I can also bring some licentiousness and gluttony to the table. How's about that?

[Misunderestimator]

27. Recruiting numbers are down... we need a draft!

[SarahB]

33. Sure.

Just don't make me swear off the manmeat forever. :P

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

36. You're not some kind of prevert, are you?

[Ksec]

37. Only if you allow crack addiction recruitment and tree hugging

[Zuni]

38. Hell, I am that guy who leaves bags of porn in the woods, in parking lots

and near schoolyards and in public parks

Been on it for years and am responsible for generations of of deviants

[MissMillie]

39. I'm not sure I remember how to be deviant

but I'll gladly support you in your endeavors.

[LynneSin]

41. How about I be your friend that you share your fun stories with

I'm about as white bread as they come when it comes to that sort of stuff!

[JimmyJazz]

42. It depends: What are you doing for dinner tonight?

[Jara sang]

43. Ummm... Do you have to be gay to join?

Because my middle name is "happy-go-lucky".:P

[Debbi801]

44. By many standards, I would be considered deviant already.

:hi:

Debbi

[noonwitch]

45. I'm a deviant, but not for the reasons you might think!

Madonna sang a song once about how it feels to be like me. Not that she remembers.