Please help me develop nuclear weapons for Brazil, so we and Venezuela can

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

bomb yo asses.

So, who has a good uranium-enriching recipe? Not that sissy power plant stuff, of course. The one that has critical mass.

[davidinalameda]

1. I'm sure someone on here has a good recipie

it's the Lounge after all

[slackdude]

3. Use Lemon Zest

The key to good atomic bomb making is using lemon zest. Just a little bit makes the mushroom cloud smell so tasty! And don't use too much baking powder.

[oneighty]

2. Oh anybody can build an ATOMIC bomb

Details are on the internet. That is the reason Iraq had so many ATOMIC bombs--cause anybody can build a bomb. (Bush* tell us so too)

This is not sarcastic.

Many many people say this is the God's own truth,

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[lenidog]

4. Actually anyone can build a bomb

Its creating the stuff that goes boom inside it that is the hangup

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. That's exactly what I need.

But please hurry! The continued existence of cities filled with God-fearing freedom-loving blond blue-eyed Republicans sickens me!

Besides, I don't want to be exiled to the Amazon for failing Comrade Lula.

[lenidog]

6. Okay do you want a really big boom or a decent sized boom

because a really big boom means plutonium and lots more money. A decent sized boom means enriched unranium and less money.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Decent is enough. The cities I have in mind aren't as big as NYC or LA.

If you catch my drift. :evilgrin:

[lenidog]

8. Now that has been decided we must decide if you wish to make the

uranium or just buy it. If you buy it bring Euros or Dollars.

[oneighty]

9. No it is not so simple

I know that for a fact. And if what they say is true Iraq would have had bombs long ago. See all they gotta do is sneak over to Russia or to somebody got all this HEU laying round. Then they do not have to go through the mining, processing, etc etc. Then they just slap bunch of HEU together and it go boommm. Sure it will.

And do not forget they trying to get yellow cake too (Bush* tells us).

Why does our government want us to believe "Anybody can make a bomb"?

If they could it would have been done already.

Don't you think?

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