If You Could Stick A Sign On Bush's Back, What Would It Say?

[DistressedAmerican]

You know, like the traditional "Kick me!" sign of junior high school fame.

I'd go with "Impeach Me!"

[bbernardini]

1. "Don't blame me, I voted for Frank Zappa!"

[Shell Beau]

2. D'oh!

[goddess40]

3. LIAR - don't believe anything I say

Or LIAR - To understand what I really mean you must take the opposite of what I actually say!

[Eagle_Eye]

4. IDIOT

[Parrcrow]

5. Georgie Bush....

if you can read this; I put my underwear on over my pants again.

[johnnie]

6. "This side of jacket on outside"

[AndyTiedye]

7. I MADE IT HAPPEN ON PURPOSE

[Lannes]

8. "Property of Dick Cheney"

[DistressedAmerican]

16. Excellent Suggestion!!!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. "I'm with stupid" (with the arrow pointing up) n/t

[wallwriter]

10. If found, please return to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. No, please return to Crawford

[BlueJazz]

11. Please do NOT feed the Monkey.

[DistressedAmerican]

15. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

13. 'I Make In My Pants Sometimes'

[Kerrytravelers]

17. BWWHHAAAAAAAAA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[elvisbear]

14. Tap me on the shoulder to see the monkey.

[Juice45]

18. Nutritional Information:

English Language Mutilation: 97%
Hyperbole Quotient: 85%
Wisdom: -3.14%
Nickname Dispensing: 57%
Silver Spooning: 100%
General Failure: e^some large # %

[Kerrytravelers]

19. I learned some new letters today. F and U, S and A.

(We pinned these notes on pre-K kids when they were learning their letter in class. Seems appropriate.)

[DistressedAmerican]

20. VERY APPROPRIATE!

Hysterical!:applause:

[xmas74]

21. Please feed me pretzels!

[Theres-a]

22. Commander cuckoobananas

Or maybe "I'm Rick James bitch!"Impeach me was definitely my first choice.

[Parche]

23. sticker

"Strategery, its a word isnt it?"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

24. "Impeach Me" would work, but how about

"Brought to you by Big Oil and Diebold"?

[Liberalynn]

25. Brain Dead

but still Breathing.

[tigereye]

26. mine would say

" Whose bright idea was this?"

[Liberalynn]

27. Pappy May Not Be Deep Throat

but I am the Missing Link.

[AuntieM1957]

28. Barbara's Baby Boy

Because it's always the mother's fault!

[Liberalynn]

29. If you can read

you didn't vote for me!

[sakabatou]

31. Or...

"If you can read this, you're smarter than I am."

[BroadwayBrat]

30. A big bullseye saying "Snipers Aim Here"

:applause: