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Wed Jun-01-05 01:34 PM
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ON THE GOLF COURSE....LMAO!!!!!! |
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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF ! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she was gone !
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussywillows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING
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Wed Jun-01-05 01:36 PM
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Wed Jun-01-05 01:42 PM
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2. I've got tears in my eyes |
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Wed Jun-01-05 01:54 PM
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5. Knew you'd appreciate that'n.... |
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Wed Jun-01-05 01:57 PM
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9. glad ya liked it too....... |
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Wed Jun-01-05 01:59 PM
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10. It's NOT nice to mess wit Mutha Nature.... |
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Wed Jun-01-05 02:07 PM
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11. I hit a ball in the water the other day |
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And Mother Nature was dressed up like a 14 foot fucking alligator!
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Wed Jun-01-05 02:16 PM
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Wed Jun-01-05 02:09 PM
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12. I sprained my shoulder playing golf yesterday. |
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They should put steps around those things.
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Wed Jun-01-05 04:36 PM
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17. Didn't I read about you on snopes.com? "Everett"? |
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Edited on Wed Jun-01-05 04:40 PM by Richardo
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Thu Jun-02-05 04:59 PM
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19. I use that one ALL THE TIME.....!!!! |
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Edited on Thu Jun-02-05 04:59 PM by WeRQ4U
Nice. But mine is a broken leg. Works the same magic though. The "steps" comment is pure gold too. I'll add that if you don't mind.
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