Are You a Redneck? Take this test!

[jswordy]

http://www.funnyredneckjokes.com/areyouaredneck.php

I got 13 out of 15, myself. Not brag. Just fact.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. I got the same score, but I think I just lucked out on a few of those

because I had NO idea. The number on a car? Size of an engine? Eh?

Not brag. Just fact. :rofl:

[CottonBear]

11. I actually knew the answers to those two (I think).

I don't know which two that I missed.

[Melynn]

57. I got 12 of 15

and like you, I just guessed at half of the answers.

[ewagner]

2. 14 out of 15

I guess that comes from being raised in Florida......

[tk2kewl]

3. 10

Congratulations, Your score is 10 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it.

[johnnie]

4. Hey not bad for a life long Clevelander...

Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it

[jswordy]

15. Uh, being a redneck has zero to do with region of the country.

Just to set the record straight.

:D

[Squeech]

5. Oops

Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15

You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction.

[CottonBear]

6. Yes! " Congratulations, Your score is 13 out of 15"

"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."

LOL! :) :) :)
Not bad for a Georgia girl (by way of NC and TN.)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. 3 out of 15

At least I knew Hank Williams and Cajun.

[nickinSTL]

8. I got a 10

"Congratulations, Your score is 10 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."

I've never lived in the south...and I doubt anyone'd call me a redneck.

But, I am fairly bright :evilgrin:

Really, that is why I scored so well...more trivia information than actual experience of the substance of the questions.

[jswordy]

19. See post #15. n/t

[nickinSTL]

86. true, it doesn't have anything to do with region

but, the results of the quiz mentioned the south specifically.

That's what I was responding to.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. 8 out of 15

All but 1 were guesses.

[ArkDem]

10. Sniff my Skoal...

Congratulations, Your score is 15 out of 15

You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction.

[pnorman]

12. I got 10 out of 15,

and it's hard to imagine anyone FURTHER from redneck than myself! (Other than being on the scruffy unkempt side).

pnorman
On edit:Yeah, I guess I AM "exceptionally bright" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sasquatch]

13. Those weren't redneck questions

A lot of those questions were common sense cultural questions.
*I got 14 out of 15 by the way*

[LynneSin]

14. I got a 10 out of 15, but hell I grew up in redneck Central PA

Congratulations, Your score is 10 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it.


So I would have to say I'm a combination of 1 & 2. I mean, I'm trying to forget this stuff :cry:

[jswordy]

27. I know many folks in central PA...YOU ARE EXACTLY ON-TARGET!

[sinkingfeeling]

16. 12 out of 15. Wish I knew which guesses were right!

[sinkingfeeling]

17. Self-delete

[JimmyJazz]

18. 9 out of 15, but the explanation is SO me.

Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15

"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."

One of these is correct. :D

[Shell Beau]

20. I live in the South... Go figure!

http://www.funnyredneckjokes.com/areyouaredneck.php

I got 8 out of 15.

[GOPisEvil]

21. Yeeeeeeha! 13/15!

:bounce:

[underpants]

28. 12

Hell that's the number Kenny Stabler AND Joe Willie Namath wore when they played for the Bear.

[Phentex]

62. Same here. I wonder what I missed.

[LynzM]

22. 9/15

Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it.

I think I knew 6 of them, and had 3 good guesses....

[deadparrot]

51. Me, too.

Guessed on most of them, though.

[jswordy]

23. Just goes to show ya you can be LIBURUL and a REDNECK too.

If'n you don' believe me, ask my trailer-trash neighbor!

[Neoma]

24. 2 out of 15

[Gildor Inglorion]

25. 15 out of 15, but I'm a Hillbilly AND a Redneck...

from the north Georgia mountains. Even a gay boy can't help but acquire some of this "knowledge," I guess. Besides, what else would you call a chigger?

[jswordy]

30. I have quite a few names for them, as I sit here itching!

Pretty bad in the pastures this year.

[hyphenate]

26. 8 out of 15

so I'm not a redneck. Thing is, all but three of them were guesses on my part--I knew nothing about most of them. I knew the color of the John Deere only because I was at Lowes yesterday, a chigger and what language a Cajun speaks.

[The Great Escape]

29. Who Knew?....

watching SEC football and having a passing knowledge of NASCAR was the key!

[Call me Deacon Blues]

31. God help me

I got 15 out of 15. I'm so ashamed. :)

[jswordy]

32. Hell, ya oughta be proud! I'm envious of ya!

[Huckebein the Raven]

33. 10 out of 15. Live down here so......

:shrug:

[McKenzie]

34. I must be one of them thar Scottish rednecks

I can't suss the quiz because it requires a knowledge of American redneck culture (oxymoronic phrase, I know) but I learned to drive in a Massey Ferguson tractor, a 135 to be precise, I own green wellies and I wave a stick around whilst waist deep in the loch about a mile from here; that's "lake" to non-Jocks. And, I am reasonably good at predicting the weather in addition to being able to reset the timing on any engine fitted with a distributor and point breakers (I get nonplussed by those new-fangled, electronic engine management thingies) so a redneck I sure is.

as aye

McKenzie

[sasquatch]

37. Well Appalachia America is filled with Scots, Irish and English

[jswordy]

47. A M-F 35 is what I learned on. Right here in Appalachia.

Taught by a Scots-Englishman. You'd be right at home here!

[sundog]

35. 8

[crimson333]

36. Don't need to take it. I am a redneck

:) I like NASCAR

[SarahB]

38. 11 out of 15.

:scared:

[NorthernSpy]

39. 13 out of 15! Few DU necks are redder than mine, it would seem...

But honestly, several of my answers were just good guesses.

[leftofthedial]

40. 12 out of 15

(but I was guessing like crazy!)

[In_The_Wind]

41. 12 out of 15 ~ yep I'm a red neck

or a Southerner

[noiretextatique]

49. 12 of 15...must be my southern roots

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

52. born and grew up in Georgia

:toast: :applause:

[noiretextatique]

53. grew up in CA, but spent every summer in TX

:toast: i miss those days sometime.

[In_The_Wind]

54. ahhh yes, to the South

:toast: the warm summer nights

[movie_girl99]

42. i got 9 out of 15

i used to be one but have since moved on

[fishnfla]

43. I got me 14 outta 15, Gol'dammit!

Ifn' I maid it passed the 7 grade of learnin' I coulda wrote me a better test than all git-out. They weren't no questions on moon pies, trot lines,shine nor mule skinnin'

Gad-durn test was all catty-whompus, I tell you'n

[catzies]

44. Quiz has a regional slant. Only Southerners can name chiggers &

Spanish Moss.

I got 12 out of 15.

[Hardrada]

50. It helps to have read American literature

by Southern authors. I read a whole slew of such works and thus know more than my average fellow northerners.

[AntiCoup2K4]

45. Another 12 out of 15 redneck for Jesus!

Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15

You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

[hfojvt]

46. 10 of 15, but almost all guessing

pick the longest answer, the middle number, etc. Herschel Walker, you have to not just be a redneck, but be an old one. Didn't he graduate college in 1983 or so? Sorta biased there against us northern hicks. What, there aren't any rednecks in Montana? A farmer in Brown County, SD is not a redneck, but a resident of Miami or New Orleans is?

[jswordy]

48. Just for fun, I gave the test to my born-in-Alabama coworkers and...

...the most prevalent score was 12!

Hell, I got a 13, and I grew up in Illinois!

[SmileyBoy]

55. 9 out of 15?? DAMN, I thought I'd get a lot less...

Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

56. This is so wrong

I only got 8 out of 15 correct. How can that be? I live in Texas for pete's sake. :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

66. They're going to take your membership card away.

:spank:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

69. Thank goodness for anonymity

They have to find me first!

Meanwhile I'm going to read up on car engines and steers. Think I'll be able to convince them it was my friend from WA using my computer? :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

70. Yeah, I know a fair bit about engines, and I knew that steers are...

...well...bulls who aren't so good with the ladies.

But then I've been in Texas for 25 years now. :D

[Lone_Star_Dem]

71. Show off

On the question about how many Vienna Sausages are in a can I kept trying to type - too many. :crazy:

[GOPisEvil]

73. Now that was a guess.

Vienna sausages = :puke:

[samplegirl]

58. Get R Done

is about all i know about being a Redneck
I got 6 15

[NJ Democrats]

60. I got a 6 too.

Congratulations, Your score is 6 out of 15

You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary.

Hooray!!!

[LoneDriver]

59. 14 of 15

and I'm a city boy from the West Coast. A lot of those are more age based than anything else.

[valis]

61. I got 4...

[Dan-W]

63. How the hell did I get 10 out of 15?

I'm a lifelong yankee!

[bertha katzenengel]

64. I'm a redneck by marriage. Who needs a test?

[Pithlet]

65. 12 out of 15

But, I've lived in Tennessee for 7 years. It's bound to rub off on you after awhile, I guess.

[LeftyMom]

67. I got 13/15

I'm not a redneck but my family is "white trash" snd my best friend is definitely a redneck, so I knew most of that stuff. :D

[DawgHouse]

68. 14/15

The car question about the GM small block threw me. I may not know much about car engines but I make the BEST biscuits and gravy so I think that more than makes up for my shortcomings.

[proud2BlibKansan]

72. Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it.


Notice the spelling of TO in the last sentence. LOL

[ofrfxsk]

74. 8 out of 15?

I live in a very near southern state. Other than cajun, spanish moss, chiggers and John Deere I had to guess the answers. I suppose I just don't pay close enough attention.

[Catbird]

75. 13 of 15

Random guesses should get you about 5 of 15 since there were 3 answers each.

Getting 1 point on this test is probably the only positive thing I ever got from chigger bites. Once they get you, you don't forget them.

[gmoney]

76. Shit. I scored 13. Must go lynch myself.

I'm surrounded by rednecks... I guess it's osmosis, and the ability to take multiple choice tests, but dadgummit, I hate bein' a high-scorin' redneck-test-takin' hayseed.

[NNadir]

77. 11 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it.

Some was just guessing.

[Guy Fawkes]

78. 0 out of 15.

Which reminds me, I need some more product...

[amandabeech]

79. 12 of 15, mostly 'cause I spent a year in E. Texas.

There's another one going around that asks whether you've ever rolled a riding lawn mower or got yelled at for playing in the sheet metal. I did pretty well on that one, too.

[MisterP]

80. 11: general knowledge even though I'm one of "those" Californians

[texas1928]

81. 12 out of 15.

I am proud to say I am a redneck. I never said I was not. I am a country good ole boy.

[bridgit]

82. Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15

You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it.

dang it!!

[tjwmason]

83. Honestly - I only know one answer

The rest were guesses - nonetheless

Congratulations, Your score is 6 out of 15

You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary.



I still think that I'm an effete elitist.

[texanwitch]

84. I got 13 out of 15, I don't want to be a redneck.

I thought I was one generation removed.

[NMMNG]

85. 7 out of 15

"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."

The farthest south I've been is Maryland....