talking to the dinosaurs on the big white phone

[RandomKoolzip]

[chickenscratching]

1. is that kitty

endulging in a hearty snack of pre-digested num-nums?

[asthmaticeog]

2. Actually, it looks like it's, um, "un-eating."

[chickenscratching]

4. im confused

wait, what's going on?

[RandomKoolzip]

9. You're tripping.

It'll wear off in eight hours...relax! Let's watch "the Shining."

[chickenscratching]

13. i'd love too

can i bring my twin?

[billyskank]

11. I always thought it was talking to *God* on the big white telephone

as in, "ohhh Gooooodddd.....hhleeeuuuurgh..."

Ah student life.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. My friends called it "Going to Europe to buy a Buick."

[billyskank]

17. At university I learned it was also called "chundering,"

which my dad informed me was from the cry of seasick sailors barfing over the side, "watch under!"

[billyskank]

18. Explain that one please!

"Going to Europe to buy a Buick." I am intrigued.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. It's gorging on hork.

[StopTheMorans]

5. is that related to Bjork?

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

7. It's better than Bjork, actually.

At least vomit doesn't sing like some retarded six-year old imitating a dying goose.

[StopTheMorans]

10. and, vomit has the added benefit of being intriguing to look at

vomit 2, Bjork 0

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Plus, not every interesting woman in the world is into vomit.

Bjork-love is so corny.

vomit 3, Bjork 0

[StopTheMorans]

14. and, vomit can happen in any climate, whereas bjork is from iceland,

a place that just sounds frigid. vomit 4, bjork- still 0

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Nice. Keep me updated.

I have to go to work now.

GO VOMIT!

[tigereye]

20. you scare me sometimes, you know RKZ

in a good way. ;)

[cassandra uprising]

6. what is that from?

really...

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Lithuania.

Actually, it's from ratemyvomit.com. Great site, if you like hork.

[iconoclastic cat]

19. Yelling at Ralph on the porcelin telephone?

Poor kitty. Why'd you have to eat that grasshopper?