Well...that's ONE LESS terrorist that'll be makin' SAMMICHES...USA! USA!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/index.php?id=2852

DES MOINES - Cecilia Beaman is a 57-year-old grandmother, a principal at Pacific Middle School in Des Moines, and as of Sunday is also a suspected terrorist.

This past weekend she and several other chaperones took 37 middle school students to a Heritage Festival band competition in California. The trip included two days at Disneyland. During the stay she made sandwiches for the kids and was careful to pack the knives she used to prepare those sandwiches in her checked luggage. She says she even alerted security screeners that the knives were in her checked bags and they told her that was OK.

But Beaman says she couldn't find a third knife. It was a 5 1/2 inch bread knife with a rounded tip and a serrated edge. She thought she might have lost or misplaced it during the trip. On the trip home, screeners with the Transportation Security Administration at Los Angeles International Airport found it deep in the outside pocket of a carry-on cooler. Beaman apologized and told them it was a mistake.

"You've committed a felony," Beaman says a security screener announced. "And you're considered a terrorist." Beaman says she was told her name would go on a terrorist watch-list and that she would have to pay a $500 fine.

TERROR:



SAMMICH:



SAMMICH MAKER-SLASH-TERRORIST:

[CanuckAmok]

1. but, didn't you hear?

in post-9/11 America, everyone is a terrorist.

Even you are. And you're such a good terrorist, you don't even know you are one. Must be in one of them 'sleeper cells'. I think you should get yourself down to your local DHS bureau and turn yourself in.

PS if you can read this post, you are a terrorist.

[progressoid]

2. Mustard or Mayo with your terrorism?

[TheProphetess]

3. I want my country back

:wtf:

[mark414]

4. i like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread

me too

well let's form a club then!